People that cause a huge line to queue up at an ATM because they use the ATM for things other than withdrawing cash.
Look, fucksticks, if you want to make a deposit, give your employer your bank information and have your paycheck direct deposited like everybody else in the 21st fucking century. If you want to check your balance, use your computer or your phone on your own fucking time, not mine, like everybody else in the 21st fucking century. Oh wait, here's a fucking idea, how about you actually know how much money is in your bank account, since that shit is kinda important and all. Or how about this? How about you don't check your balance to see if the check you just wrote hasn't cleared so you can withdraw $20 and hope it kites until next payday. Fuck off you fucking check-scam artist.
Here's what you do at the ATM:
1. Insert card and wait with fingers hovered over keypad to enter your PIN.
2. Hit the button for "$50 fast cash from checking."
3. Hit the button for "No" when asked if you want a receipt.
4. Take your money and card and get the fuck out of the way.
And if I wind up following your slow indecisive ass from the bank over to a convenience store or a McDonalds and you use your fucking debit card to pay for a $4 item, don't be surprised if I park my car up your fucking ass.
Fuck. That shit pisses me off.
