What Grinds Your Gears?

[DubCoffman62]

The [censored]ing assed [censored]ers who drive sloooowwwww (as in 60 or below) in the left lane of a 4-lane highway, then finally get over after about 5-7 miles and immediately speed up to 75 in the middle lane when you try and pass them, only to slow way back down to 60 or below as soon as you finally get by, but not before forcing you to risk a speeding ticket to do so.

[censored]...YOU...ASSROCKET...SLAPNUTZ

Tell me about it, I live near a large retirement community, I hate getting behind some blue hair in a sherman tank (exaggeration for the large autos that they drive) and they're straddling two lanes going 35 mph.

 

[DubCoffman62]

Staying on the subject of the elderly, (God bless them) it also grinds my gears when they hold up the checkout line at the grocery store causing a scene over the store not accepting a 35 cent coupon.

 

[Gatorubet]

Work.

Schindler's list?

Have you been hanging out with Mel Gibson again?

No.

 

[RanBuck15]

Those whiny agrarians who say they all deserve land and to vote and shit. "Waaaaaahhhh, just because I'm a backwoods inbred hilljack with a fat wife and a plow I want my own shit, waaahhhhh"

Fuck you, you whiny Princeton brat. Try founding a University before you step criticize anything I do.

And Federalists, those fucking bankers can stick their war bonds up their wank. Goddamned centralized government peckerheads.

Agreed. And New York sucks.

And Alexander Hamilton getting all the chicks despite those 3/4 knickers and that turned up collar with those crappy buttons on that crappy horesblanket he wears in every picture. Fucker looks like a constipated squirrel, yet all the trollups make eyes at him like he's some sort of thespian sexpot. Fuck him. How's that working out with a bullet in your chest now, fucker?

He didn't get nearly as much taint as I did, poor bastard.

 

[gregorylee]

petty, but...

People who jump on the elevator before you can get off.

Asshats that stand on either side of the hallway having a conversation and look at you like you are rude for walking between them.

sub-urban 14 year old gangsta's in Abercrombie.

I could go on....

 

[Merih]

Just thought of another one...bad jokes.

Guilty as charged, giant ape man.

 

[BigJim]

People that use +1 or +10000000

-1

My gears were grinding when I finally figured out a few days ago that the little arrow next to a thread will take you to the first post you haven't read in that thread. All that wasted time scrolling around...

I was also pissed off when I learned that there is a correlation between how many times an elevator beeps when it arrives and whether it's going up or down. It seems so obvious now

 

[BigWoof31]

Hipsters

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Crawling by a road construction site and watching two guys work and 16 standing around shooting the shit... our tax dollars at work

I figure if we ever got 80% of the crew to actually work... we could have every road and bridge fixed for 50% of the tax dollars expended

 

[Dryden]

People that cause a huge line to queue up at an ATM because they use the ATM for things other than withdrawing cash.

Look, fucksticks, if you want to make a deposit, give your employer your bank information and have your paycheck direct deposited like everybody else in the 21st fucking century. If you want to check your balance, use your computer or your phone on your own fucking time, not mine, like everybody else in the 21st fucking century. Oh wait, here's a fucking idea, how about you actually know how much money is in your bank account, since that shit is kinda important and all. Or how about this? How about you don't check your balance to see if the check you just wrote hasn't cleared so you can withdraw $20 and hope it kites until next payday. Fuck off you fucking check-scam artist.

Here's what you do at the ATM:

1. Insert card and wait with fingers hovered over keypad to enter your PIN.
2. Hit the button for "$50 fast cash from checking."
3. Hit the button for "No" when asked if you want a receipt.
4. Take your money and card and get the fuck out of the way.

And if I wind up following your slow indecisive ass from the bank over to a convenience store or a McDonalds and you use your fucking debit card to pay for a $4 item, don't be surprised if I park my car up your fucking ass.

Fuck. That shit pisses me off.

 

[jwinslow]

People that whine that their lazy entitlement to the ATM is being derailed by someone else's lazy entitlement to the ATM.

 

[BigWoof31]

Or as I like to call it: Shithead Island

 

[Chewbacca]

-1

I'm cool with -1

I hate the color blue

 

[Flocka]

I can't believe we've got two pages without this:

For shame.

Bout that...

People in the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freakin program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse!

 

[BUCKYLE]

Crawling by a road construction site and watching two guys work and 16 standing around shooting the shit... our tax dollars at work

I figure if we ever got 80% of the crew to actually work... we could have every road and bridge fixed for 50% of the tax dollars expended

Listening to people that sit on their asses all day bitch about someone that sweats for a living taking a break at the moment their lazy asses drive by on their way to the drive thru...you know, so there's no chance of having to get out of their car.

:p