What Grinds Your Gears?

[Jagdaddy]

1. Cigarette smokers who throw their butts on the ground even though they're within 10 feet of a trash can, of if they're in a vehicle, out the window

2. People who don't return their shopping cart to a designated place after bringing groceries to their car. Doubly irritating.

3. People who drive slow in the left lane.

4. Bicyclists who insist on riding 2+ abreast instead of in single file.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

2. People who don't return their shopping cart to a designated place after bringing groceries to their car. Doubly irritating

YES! That's what I love about Aldi - almost everyone returns their cart to the designated area to get their quarter back. And if they don't, I can get a free quarter out of it.

 

[jwinslow]

Fox rewarding uninspired trash from McFarlane with premium timeslots for 3 different shows, while comedy gold like Arrested Development & Futurama is cancelled.

Family Guy has been in the dumps for years now, yet they keep rewarding them with spinoffs. American Dad is the only show with half of a pulse.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Fox rewarding uninspired trash from McFarlane with premium timeslots for 3 different shows, while comedy gold like Arrested Development & Futurama is cancelled.

Family Guy has been in the dumps for years now, yet they keep rewarding them with spinoffs. American Dad is the only show with half of a pulse.

What....you didn't like the bit with the 3 people reading a newspaper and clearing their throats? I think 5 minutes of that is just the right amount to get the perfect laugh.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Fox rewarding uninspired trash from McFarlane with premium timeslots for 3 different shows, while comedy gold like Arrested Development & Futurama is cancelled.

Family Guy has been in the dumps for years now, yet they keep rewarding them with spinoffs. American Dad is the only show with half of a pulse.

Get out of my head!

 

[BigWoof31]

Fox rewarding uninspired trash from McFarlane with premium timeslots for 3 different shows, while comedy gold like Arrested Development & Futurama is cancelled.

Family Guy has been in the dumps for years now, yet they keep rewarding them with spinoffs. American Dad is the only show with half of a pulse.

I mean - I kinda like the Cleveland Show

 

[DubCoffman62]

People that mistake kindness and generosity as weakness and try to take advantage of it.

 

[THEWOOD]

The Mickey D one is good. Hooters [censored] me off a lot too. There were so few wings this one time that I swore my buddies mooched them while I stepped away, but the next basket of chicken also had the same number of wings. Most of all, I can't stand strangers who don't even bother to thank you when you do something nice for them, like holding open a door or vacating a seat on the subway. Next time they can just get their own doors or stand for half an hour for the ride.

This really annoys me. I tend to be an ass about it though. I will say YOU ARE WELCOME, loud enough for them to hear. I love when they respond with the snotty Thanks!

I have another one. People taking their sweet effing time crossing crosswalks on busy streets.

This also bothers me, not quite as much as people who will walk when it says DONT WALK. That really grinds my gears. Then they have the audacity to give me a dirty look as I get as close to their fatass as possible without hitting them.

 

[Tlangs]

I have another one. People taking their sweet effing time crossing crosswalks on busy streets.

replace "crossing crosswalks on busy streets" with "walking of the green to the next tee box" and you have mine.

 

[BigWoof31]

Onions. Worst vegtable ever.

 

[THEWOOD]

replace "crossing crosswalks on busy streets" with "walking of the green to the next tee box" and you have mine.

Hit into them...

 

[ScriptOhio]

Automated answering systems

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[iambrutus]

Onions. Worst vegtable ever.

you go to hell. without onions how are you going to have onion rings? huh? what next, you going to talk shit about apple pie, Christmas, and America too?

 

[BigWoof31]

you go to hell. without onions how are you going to have onion rings? huh? what next, you going to talk [censored] about apple pie, Christmas, and America too?

Why have onion rings when you can have french fries instead? Unless you're one of those pussy vegans who loves the terrorists and hates Merica'

I submit that you are the consipirator and that onions are the root of all evil.

 

[Deety]

Why have onion rings when you can have french fries instead? Unless you're one of those pussy vegans who loves the terrorists and hates Merica'

I submit that you are the consipirator and that onions are the root of all evil.

Evil is delicious.