ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[buckeyemania11]

DFBIA talking about their offense “starting to hit a stride” with a 331 yard 38 point performance (and 7 came on a KO return) is now even more hilarious in contrast after yesterday. DFBIA gonna DFBIA

 

[kujirakira]

My favorite is this guy, who says that it's time for College Football as it is now to end.

Fuck that. These guys made all those records they brag about by being Semi Pro in the 1800s, up til 1918.

 

[Systems_id]

DFBIA talking about their offense “starting to hit a stride” with a 331 yard 38 point performance (and 7 came on a KO return) is now even more hilarious in contrast after yesterday. DFBIA gonna DFBIA

Shhhhhh let them dream.

 

[AJHawkfan]

They take their entire clown show of a football program on a booster-paid vacation every damn spring and they're critical of tOSU players supposedly getting special benefits (a loan which was paid back)?

DFBIA gonna DFBIA

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

My favorite is this guy, who says that it's time for College Football as it is now to end.

UTQTFS

We’re almost there. They want to quit, but they want everyone else to quit too. Just have to keep it going until they’re willing to go it alone

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Imagine a world where TTUN stops playing football and becomes a Big East type school.

 

[Zurp]

UTQTFS

We’re almost there. They want to quit, but they want everyone else to quit too. Just have to keep it going until they’re willing to go it alone

Imagine a world where TTUN stops playing football and becomes a Big East type school.

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What movie was it where Will Ferrell tried to convince everyone to go streaking? That's what I think M*ch*gan is. "We're going streaking!" Then they're the only one running down the street naked.

Gross.

 

[Zurp]

List A:
Ohio State, Penn State, Michigan State, Iowa, Nebraska, Northwestern, and Wisconsin

List B:
Minnesota, Indiana, Purdue, Maryland, Rutgers, and Illinois.

Minnesota may be moving from List B to List A this season.

1. Any guesses as to the criterion for which teams are on which list?
2. Any guesses as to which list M*ch*gan belongs on?

(I don't really need answers to those questions - we all know the answers. But I like asking that second question because the answer makes me laugh.)

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

My favorite is this guy, who says that it's time for College Football as it is now to end.

Time to abolish college sports (hoop and football) as currently constructed. Hoop with 1 and done is an absolute joke! Let the NBA and NFL develop minor leagues similar to baseball. Want to get paid out of HS, here you go, play in the minors and develop your craft before going to "big" league. If elect to enter college, have to wait 3 years before you can get drafted.

Uh, if I'm not mistaken, it's the NFL and the NBA that made those rules. So whether or not you go to college or not right out of high school, you'll have wait a year to get drafted for basketball or three years for football regardless.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Doesn't he realize they just beat Notre Dame??!!

Do you even second half moral victory against a ped state team that just lost to Minnesota, Bro?

 

[Palpie]

List A:
Ohio State, Penn State, Michigan State, Iowa, Nebraska, Northwestern, and Wisconsin

List B:
Minnesota, Indiana, Purdue, Maryland, Rutgers, and Illinois.

Minnesota may be moving from List B to List A this season.

1. Any guesses as to the criterion for which teams are on which list?
2. Any guesses as to which list M*ch*gan belongs on?

(I don't really need answers to those questions - we all know the answers. But I like asking that second question because the answer makes me laugh.)

If it didn't mean no osu in indy for 3 teams to move I'd want list b to be just tsun. I guess getting the goofers, choo-choos, and illini off the list would be funny enough. On mgoblow they already want to switch to the west cause they think they could make it to indy then.

 

[colobuck79]

On mgoblow they already want to switch to the west cause they think they could make it to indy then.

Spoiler

They couldn't.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Spoiler

They couldn't.

Right. Wiscy already showed them that TTUN would be, at best, a distant 2nd in that division. Probably get motor boated by Gophers too.

 

[charlohiottean]

Do you even second half moral victory against a ped state team that just lost to Minnesota, Bro?

TL;DR

 

[ScriptOhio]

Remind me who Chris Evans is?

Michigan to reinstate RB Chris Evans for 2020 season

Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh announced Monday that Wolverines running back Chris Evans will be reinstated to the school for the winter term, and he will be eligible to participate with the football team in January.

In February, a Michigan spokesperson confirmed to ESPN that Evans was not a member of the football team, but did not add any context as to why. Evans eventually tweeted that he was dealing some academic issues, but that he had no plans of leaving Michigan.

Evans rushed for more than 600 yards in 2016 and 2017 and was the team's second-leading rusher with 423 yards and four touchdowns in 2018. He would have been the leading returning rusher on this 2019 team, but he has not participated in team activities since at least February.

Having played three seasons already, Evans will have one season of eligibility remaining in 2020. He will rejoin the team alongside true freshman back Zach Charbonnet, who has run for 570 yards and 11 touchdowns through nine games, as well as sophomore Hassan Haskins, who has 430 yards and two touchdowns on the season, and Christian Turner.

Entire article: https://www.espn.com/college-footba...michigan-reinstate-rb-chris-evans-2020-season