ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[lvbuckeye]

We can make fun of the slappy cockmunches in the Shenanigans thread.

Makes me want to vomit seeing the name fully spelled out and having another thread.

Fuck *ichigan.

I'll make fun of those Slappy cockmunchers in every thread.

 

[Dryden]

R.I.P. Speed In Space. 2019-2019.

 

[Bill Lucas]

Not in your lifetime, updated:

10 years 1 win v Ohio State
20 years 4 wins v Ohio State
30 years 12 wins v Ohio State
40 years 17 wins v Ohio State
50 years 21 wins v Ohio State
60 years 24 wins v Ohio State
70 years 29 wins v Ohio State
80 years 36 wins v Ohio State
90 years 39 wins v Ohio State
100 years 46 wins v Ohio State

They’ve won two decades and tied two in 100 years. Lol

 

[Bill Lucas]

Kurt Coleman vs. Illinois. Pryor vs PedState last year.

The Coleman hit was a pretty bad offense.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The Coleman hit was a pretty bad offense.

Agreed.

 

[NFBuck]

Not in your lifetime, updated:

10 years 1 win v Ohio State
20 years 4 wins v Ohio State
30 years 12 wins v Ohio State
40 years 17 wins v Ohio State
50 years 21 wins v Ohio State
60 years 24 wins v Ohio State
70 years 29 wins v Ohio State
80 years 36 wins v Ohio State
90 years 39 wins v Ohio State
100 years 46 wins v Ohio State

Goddammit, Cooper.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Not in your lifetime, updated:

10 years 1 win v Ohio State
20 years 4 wins v Ohio State
30 years 12 wins v Ohio State
40 years 17 wins v Ohio State
50 years 21 wins v Ohio State
60 years 24 wins v Ohio State
70 years 29 wins v Ohio State
80 years 36 wins v Ohio State
90 years 39 wins v Ohio State
100 years 46 wins v Ohio State

I make this statement periodically when a post is so full of truth. But...

You shouldn’t be on this site if you don’t “like” this post. Every. Single. Person.

 

[Zippercat]

I thought that this was a typical Harbaugh fluff piece at first....

Ranking Jim Harbaugh’s 10 biggest wins as Michigan football coach

Then I saw the poll at the bottom of the article....

Which is Jim Harbaugh's biggest win at Michigan?

60% Notre Dame in 2019
05% Penn State in 2016
12% Michigan State in 2018
03% Wisconsin in 2016
19% Any of the rivalry wins against Rutgers

In case anybody missed LJB’s post in the Hairball thread, here’s your chance to VOTE! Early & Often. Overnight the Rutgers percentage has climbed from 19% to 30%. Help scUM give Rutgers the respect they deserve.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I make this statement periodically when a post is so full of truth. But...

You shouldn’t be on this site if you don’t “like” this post. Every. Single. Person.

Is this one of those BKB rep rings?

 

[briegg]

That's gotta be out of date. Those losers definitely don't have 7 wins in the last 20 years.

4 in the last 20 years....with 2 (Cooper Era) results to fall off in the next 2 years, 2003 and the Fickell year.

I was at the #%it house for the 2003 loss thinking - if Tressel can win all the home games and every other road game, that would be amazing (I was at OSU during the Cooper dark days).

How far we’ve come- now we expect 9 (or even 10) out of 10 and I expect us to take the overall series lead in my lifetime.

I hate those bastards - we’re so spoiled, and I love it!

 

[Jaxbuck]

The motherfuckers walked off the field victorious October 22nd of 1927 with a 19-3-2 advantage in The Game

It's been 48-39-4 in favor of OSU since

Raccoon coats and John Cooper....that's all they've got and all they've ever had.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I havent looked yet, but I only can assume DFBIA is acting in a hilarious and absolutely holier-than-thou manner this morning over the Chase Young news. DFBIA gonna DFBIA

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

The DFBIA blaming Pep for their dinosaur offense really don't understand what a controlling freakshow they have running things. That offense is all Harbrau. Whether he lets this Gattis dude run things his way remains to be seen; but if he does, it'll be the first time.

Speed in space is dead.

Once again, BP calls it early.

 

[JCOSU86]

Not in your lifetime, updated:

30 years 12 wins v Ohio State

The most awesome part of this post is that in the last 30 years they are 12-18 vs OSU. THAT INCLUDES COOPER'S 2-11-1!!!!!!

 

[JCOSU86]

up there with Jim Harbaugh's parents saying "let's keep it"

This is gold, Jerry, gold.