ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

[colobuck79]

Roids and booze are a bad combination, Mmmmkay.

 

[DiamondBuck]

Judge program on values, says former Michigan WR
Former Michigan wide receiver Ron Bellamy urges Wolverines fans to consider the program’s values with fourth-year coach Jim Harbaugh at the helm. Now a high school football coach, Bellamy says he used to judge progress in terms of both wins and losses and how he and his teammates developed within the program, but not anymore.

https://www.landof10.com/michigan/michigan-football-qb-spring-practice-staff-member-fired

 

[Jaxbuck]

“Be a program of integrity,” Bellamy, a wide receiver at Michigan from 1999 to 2002, said last week.

Michigan football covered up rape allegations and threats of violence, then lied about it - people need to be fired immediately

“Be a program that develops model citizens.

Like Frank Clark, Grant Perry and Brendan Gibbons?

A program that develops your football players.

Like Kyle Kalis and Shane Morris?

And, most importantly, when these young men leave this football program and they go into the real world, just to be able to give back and show what that block M really stands for.”

 

[cjmik_75]

Michigan football covered up rape allegations and threats of violence, then lied about it - people need to be fired immediately



Like Frank Clark, Grant Perry and Brendan Gibbons?



Like Kyle Kalis and Shane Morris?

Fuck *ichigan!

FIFY

 

[NFBuck]

Judge program on values, says former Michigan WR
Former Michigan wide receiver Ron Bellamy urges Wolverines fans to consider the program’s values with fourth-year coach Jim Harbaugh at the helm. Now a high school football coach, Bellamy says he used to judge progress in terms of both wins and losses and how he and his teammates developed within the program, but not anymore.

https://www.landof10.com/michigan/michigan-football-qb-spring-practice-staff-member-fired

Butch Davis approves.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Is is kosher to talk about a (non-OSU prospect) QB recruit after they've committed to tsun or is that still reserved for the recruiting forum until signing day? In any event, Jimmy flipped some kid from Reno away from the domers. Please nuke my post if it shouldn't have been posted.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Is is kosher to talk about a (non-OSU prospect) QB recruit after they've committed to tsun or is that still reserved for the recruiting forum until signing day? In any event, Jimmy flipped some kid from Reno away from the domers. Please nuke my post if it shouldn't have been posted.

Are you wanting to say "fuck that needle dick, rag armed motherfucker" before he gets out of the recruiting forums or just generally discuss recruiting?

This is the place for the former

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Is is kosher to talk about a (non-OSU prospect) QB recruit after they've committed to tsun or is that still reserved for the recruiting forum until signing day? In any event, Jimmy flipped some kid from Reno away from the domers. Please nuke my post if it shouldn't have been posted.

Are you wanting to say "fuck that needle dick, rag armed motherfucker" before he gets out of the recruiting forums or just generally discuss recruiting?

Said QB may be a rag armed needle dick, but he's not scUM yet. So, our policy is to keep it classy and discuss it in the Recruiting Forum.

As soon as he signs with scUM, he'll be fair game in this forum. Trust me.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Said QB may be a rag armed needle dick, but he's not scUM yet. So, our policy is to keep it classy and discuss it in the Recruiting Forum.

As soon as he signs with scUM, he'll be fair game in this forum. Trust me.

Reminds me of the Earl Weaver method of umpire dialogue.

Earl: Would you throw me out of the game if i called you a dirty cocksucker?
Ump: Yes
Earl: Would you throw me out if I just thought you were a dirty cocksucker?
Ump: No, not for just thinking it
Earl: Well then I think you are no good dirty cocksucker

I shall keep it classy and just think that all past, present and future tsun QB's are both rag armed and needle dicked and leave proper names out of it.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Said QB may be a rag armed needle dick, but he's not scUM yet. So, our policy is to keep it classy and discuss it in the Recruiting Forum.

As soon as he signs with scUM, he'll be fair game in this forum. Trust me.

Sounds about right. We'll be waiting.

 

[Mike80]

Reminds me of the Earl Weaver method of umpire dialogue.

Earl: Would you throw me out of the game if i called you a dirty cocksucker?
Ump: Yes
Earl: Would you throw me out if I just thought you were a dirty cocksucker?
Ump: No, not for just thinking it
Earl: Well then I think you are no good dirty cocksucker

I shall keep it classy and just think that all past, present and future tsun QB's are both rag armed and needle dicked and leave proper names out of it.

Earl the Pearl had a way with words

 

[jwinslow]

 

[Buck33Eye11]

*clears throat*



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[CFPBuckeye]

“When it comes to football IQ”

Not when it comes to playing football.

Because he sucks at that.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Institutional arrogance is an actual thing.

It is not some contrived stereotype I came up with to justify my hatred of those fucks.

We often interpret it as tone deafness or abject stupidity (see DFBIA moniker or this useless twat thinking he's the best at anything) but make no mistake, it's born out of their assumption of superiority.