PeptoBismol bringing the lumber with this epic screed... first the post to which he responds:
October 25th, 2017 at 1:15 PM
(Reply to #20)#5
jimmyshi03
Joined: 08/22/2013
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Because the Alabama offense
if it's known for anything, its for creativity.
Pepto, the floor is yours:
Pepto Bismol
Joined: 02/03/2015
MGoPoints: 5521
Seriously?
No, if Alabama's known for anything, it's for kicking the [Mark May] out of everybody in America, being the dominant program in their era, mailing in SEC championships and being a mainstay in the College Football Playoff. And their offense is averaging 43 points per game, good for 6th in the entire damn country right now while we f**k around and squander games like MSU and Iowa because we can't even scratch together two touchdowns.
You don't think Alabama is creative? And that's why you would pick Michigan over Alabama? Solely based on offensive creativity?
So what do you call running power behind 2 TEs into a mass of humanity for 2 yards per carry and passing for 58 yards against Indiana? Does our offense look creative to you? I can't imagine Ekiyor gives two [Mark May]s about "creativity", but if he did, I can't name a less creative offense then ours right now.