ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2015 official thread)

[NFBuck]

That scUM QB lineup looks like the cast of a goofball football comedy.

 

[MaxBuck]

That scUM QB lineup looks like the cast of a goofball football comedy.

And so we come full circle.

 

[BIGBLUEHART]

Regardless of Gentry's ability he almost has to be a significant upgrade from the QBs currently on scUM's roster.

Malzone at this point is the more polished 2 the two, plus he will have a head start already being enrolled.

 

[colobuck79]

Well, I have a significantly sized boulder in my back yard that once beat John Navarre in a footrace.

That race was disputed. Some say that the boulder got a head start.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

And so we come full circle.

New Broken Lizard movie based on Michigan's QB situation? YES PLEASE.

 

[Palpie]

That race was disputed. Some say that the boulder got a head start.

 

[Jaxbuck]

scUM-

• Shane Morris- Scooter, bracelet enthusiast. 0-2 as a starter. Laughably bad in limited playing time. Quite possibly the most underserving 5* recruit in the history of undeserving 5* recruits
• Russell Bellomy- Helmet misplacer, has completed as many passes to opponents (4) as his own team (4) to this point in his career. <20% career completion percentage (to his own team).
• Wilton Speight- Classic big tall goofy scUM QB. Yet to play a college down. Lightly regarded recruit. Named "Wilton."
• Alex Man-zone- True frosh.
• Big Mex- Classic big tall goofy scUM QB. True frosh.

".....too many slow white guys...."
-John F Cooper

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

That scUM QB lineup looks like the cast of a goofball football comedy.

 

[Tanner]

".....too many slow white guys...."
-John F Cooper

Can you imagine if a coach said that today? Career = over. Immediately.

 

[BUCKYLE]

".....too many slow white guys...."
-John F Cooper

That hick just didn't know how to tap their special powers.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

That hick just didn't know how to tap their special powers.

But he certainly had a way with words...

smh.

 

[muffler dragon]

".....too many slow white guys...."
-John F Cooper

"Speed is overrated."
-Unemployed former TSUN Offensive Coach.

 

[NorthCoastKid]

Well, this is certainly interesting...

Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner · 1h1 hour ago
DE Daishon Neal, the top recruit in Nebraska, will stick with the Cornhuskers.

Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner · 1h1 hour ago
Daishon Neal's father: "Michigan was a powerhouse, they stormed in hard and tried to get him."

Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner · 1h1 hour ago
Neal's father says Michigan's coaching staff made one mistake, said his son probably wouldn't be able to get into school w/out football

Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner · 1h1 hour ago
At that point, Neal's father told U-M's coaching staff to leave the house -- he was leaning toward U-M, then threw them out of the house

Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner · 1h1 hour ago
Neal: "They basically tried to call me stupid in my own house." ... Apparently Michigan offended the Neal family quite a bit there

Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner · 1h1 hour ago
To be clear ... Neal's father said comment was that player wouldn't be able to get into Michigan without football, not anywhere.

Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner · 1h1 hour ago
Apparently it wasn't Jim Harbaugh at Daishon Neal's house

Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner · 1h1 hour ago
Greg Mattison was in Daishon Neal's home last night.

 

[colobuck79]

Arrogant bastards are arrogant.

 

[Buckeye86]

I get being upset by that, but if a kid doesn't have the grades or test scores to get into Michigan outside of football, that's not calling him dumb, that is stating a fact.

It does stack nicely on the interesting scale with Harbaugh's previously stated opinion on Michigan's academic standards for athletes, though.