Game Thread tOSU at Wisconsin, Sat, Oct 16, 7:00 ET; ESPN

[kentuckbuck]

This is 100% your fault. The fact that you have not done enough in the past before getting married to show your wife how much Ohio State football means to you. If you would have handled business in the first place she would have never even considered sugessting dinner date during a game.

Sounds like as good as anytime to put those pants on and say not going to happen dear. Let me know if Friday night or Sunday Brunch works better.

All this advice is given with the assumption your wife can not kick your ass. If so, then I need to type a lot more then I just did.

That is probably the greatest response ever on this website. Agree 100%.

 

[BB73]

EDIT - You could also suggest that she have dinner with her boyfriend instead, but I expect that BB73 will be busy watching the game.

If she's willing to have same Camp Randall brats as the dinner date, I'm available that evening.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

Unless someone marched your hairy ass down the aisle with shotgun, I have no sympathy with this crap. If some of you guys would just learn to take a girl to a game on the first date, you could avoid all of these wedding/Sweetest Day/let's go antiquing BS whiny posts. FFS. I'll date Sparty fans, Wisky fans, SEC fans (no weasels or nits, though...I have my standards)...I even dated the only female Cane fan I've ever met. As long as a chick is as glued to a flat screen on Fall Saturdays as I am, it's all good.

Man up, program your DVR and accept responsibility for your mistake. Go get your roses, a bottle of Cabernet and dinner at the best steak house you can find. She's just going to order a salad anyway, so you might as well get a decent meal and a buzz out of it. It's not like you're getting laid. :tongue2:

 

[OneBuckeye]

Tressel said in his presser today that "Pryor is ready to be a two way threat" on saturday.

 

[Brewtus]

That is probably the greatest response ever on this website. Agree 100%.

+2 Seriously, if you are passionate about Buckeye football why would you even begin dating someone who didn't share that passion or at least understand how sacred football Saturdays are to you? Guys who complain about girlfriends and wives who schedule other events during games only have themselves to blame. Even my extended family knows that my wife and I won't attend birthday parties, weddings, etc. during Ohio State games and either schedule around the game or don't even bother inviting us.

 

[southcampus]

Unless someone marched your hairy ass down the aisle with shotgun, I have no sympathy with this crap. If some of you guys would just learn to take a girl to a game on the first date, you could avoid all of these wedding/Sweetest Day/let's go antiquing BS whiny posts. FFS. I'll date Sparty fans, Wisky fans, SEC fans (no weasels or nits, though...I have my standards)...I even dated the only female Cane fan I've ever met. As long as a chick is as glued to a flat screen on Fall Saturdays as I am, it's all good.

Man up, program your DVR and accept responsibility for your mistake. Go get your roses, a bottle of Cabernet and dinner at the best steak house you can find. She's just going to order a salad anyway, so you might as well get a decent meal and a buzz out of it. It's not like you're getting laid. :tongue2:

Got my GF tickets to the Ohio State vs Ohio game for her b day. She loved it. She loves the Buckeyes and she has to affiliation to them whatsoever, except through me.

 

[brodybuck21]

Mother[censored] Bucky and that cross-eyed bitch titted coach. [censored] a badger in the butt with a wolverine. Step on their [censored]ing throats. Let them know that starting next year, they're in for an eternity of no better than second place. I [censored]ing hate these bitches.

GPA AND AHEM........



FUCK BUCKY!

 

[brodybuck21]

Fuck bitch ass wisconsin, fuck them right in their cottage cheese bleeding asses. Fuck that faggot ass rodent of a fucking mascot. Fuck all of their fucking cockbasket eatin fans right in their fucking fuckholes. And especially FUCK BRET BIELEMA IN HIS QUEER ASS FUCKING FACE. We are going to elephant-rape his fucking ear holes, because THAT IS WHAT THE FUCKING CARD SAYS TO DO.

GPA

 

[Jaxbuck]

I've seen the early lines at OSU -4.5. Interesting.

That is interesting... I'd think it's be something more like -9.5.

The way I read the line;

1) Vegas knows #1 ranked OSU in prime time game = heavy action.
2) The magic numbers are 3 and 7, anything in between isn't that big a deal overall
3) They put it out mid stream to see what the public would do because...
4) They know if they put it out at Wsconsin +7 or higher it will get pounded in Wisky's favor and they don't want to be backing OSU giving those kind of points but....
5) If they put it out at OSU -3 or lower that would get pounded in OSU's favor and they don't want to be backing Wisconsin only getting 3 points.

Also, now we are seeing reverse line movement with the line coming down from OSU -5.5 to -4 despite over 60% of the action being on OSU. That is definitely not a good sign. All in all I think Vegas handicappers are telling us they think the odds are OSU wins but not by much. A Wisconsin straight up win is very possible.

 

[Coqui]

WHAT. THE. [censored].

My wife just dropped this hallmark holiday Bull[censored] on me.

Geez, let me see...

1) stay home and watch the Bucks.

2) go out and drop $200 on dinner and a bottle of wine.

I've thought about saying Friday would be better because Saturday it'll be soooooo busy.

Any other suggestions on how to get out of this?


Thanks

Here are your options:

What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing you already told her once.

or

4:30 Dinner, back at home by 7:00 with 1 hour to consumate sweetest day. Then it's time to watch the game.

 

[BlufftonBuckeye]

What the hell is the significance of Saturday besides OSU? I can answer that: nothing.

I was married on the day of the Wisky game in 2008. And what happened you ask? Had an early wedding, got to the hotel 3 hours before kickoff and my wife and I pregamed () then sat down, watched the entire 1 hour pregame on ESPiN and watched the game.

At the end of the day, she knew my priorities and chose to share them. How long have you been together? Just say...no. There is a Buckeyes game on. So, no.

Easy as that.

 

[BlufftonBuckeye]

One final thought:


FUCK BUCKY!!!!!


GO BUCKEYES! Fuck the BCS, Boise, pollsters, agent allegations, Heisman talk, RichRod, going for 2 up 25 in the fourth...JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME! Go BUCKS!!!!!

 

[Gatorubet]

WHAT. THE. [censored].

My wife just dropped this hallmark holiday Bull[censored] on me.

Geez, let me see...

1) stay home and watch the Bucks.

2) go out and drop $200 on dinner and a bottle of wine.

I've thought about saying Friday would be better because Saturday it'll be soooooo busy.

Any other suggestions on how to get out of this?


Thanks

 

[smithlabs]

Good idea but not all wives are allergic to giving blowjobs. I'd go with national balls deep on the first stroke anal sex day just to be safe.

If somebody is so lacking in the manhood that they can't watch Ohio State play the most important game of the season to date on a BS halmark holiday then BDFSAS day might not be a problem for them. Just saying...

 

[gregorylee]

holy heysus I fucking hate wisconsin, I hate them more than michigan. Even though michigan has had a much higher entertainment value the last few years.