Game Thread tOSU at Illinois, Nov 16, 12 ET, ESPN

[ORD_Buckeye]

I've only seen two of the three middle-aged, obese Buckeye attention whore fans. Surely the third one is there as well, right?

Alien bald guy with the face paint and the scarlet and grey xmas ornaments around his neck. Black dude with the $7.00 plastic poncho repurposed as a superhero cape and aggyesque cadillac with the horns. Who is number three?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Someone throw a grenade in the announcer's booth so we can enjoy the game more in the second half.

Or at least a garbage can through the window.

 

[Jake]

Probably on a [Mark May] break...They are all sitting together.

Really?

Well, just as long as the lemon party in their hotel room doesn't hit the airwaves.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Alien bald guy with the face paint and the scarlet and grey xmas ornaments around his neck. Black dude with the $7.00 plastic poncho repurposed as a superhero cape and aggyesque cadillac with the horns. Who is number three?

Fat dude with pompom hair?

 

[BayBuck]

Alien bald guy with the face paint and the scarlet and grey xmas ornaments around his neck. Black dude with the $7.00 plastic poncho repurposed as a superhero cape and aggyesque cadillac with the horns. Who is number three?

Guy with the pom-pom hair?

 

[youra6]

We can't cover Hull. Another white receiver we have no answer for.

 

[Mac]

Hope Bosa is ok

 

[scarletngray]

Glad Bosa seems to be OK.

 

[Drubuck]

Dear god

 

[Mac]

Hey Bucks, wake up

 

[Steve19]

Self-moderation is the best form of moderation. I am out of here. Enjoy the game guys.

 

[buckeyebri]

And Bennett got tackled for that 20 yd gain

 

[scarletngray]

Defense is really playing poorly right now. Apparently Urb's halftime speech fell on deaf ears.

 

[BayBuck]

Bucks are missing those starting LBs.

 

[TooTall]

Really?

Well, just as long as the lemon party in their hotel room doesn't hit the airwaves.

Better to contain the attention whores to side-by-side-by-side seats or scattered? I'm not sure I'm a fan of all of that douchiness in one camera frame.