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Tim Tebow (Blessed)

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Tim Tebow assisted surgeons trying to fix a broken bone in Brandon James' foot.
 
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Thank God Tebow wasn't on that boat with the NFL players that capsized. He would have single handedly rescued everyone on the ship by simply picking them up and walking on the water back to Florida while all the creatures of the sea follow him in hopes of carrying him the rest of the way should he ever get tired, promptly causing ESPN to change its name to EPTN, the Everything Possibly Tebow Network.
 
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Somewhere, young boys with foreskins in the Philippines are cringing.

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Tebow gets clearance to continue fundraising work

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- When Florida quarterback Tim Tebow leaves for the Philippines next week, he won't have to worry about the mission trip affecting his NCAA eligibility.

A day after Gators coach Urban Meyer told lawmakers in Tallahassee that Tebow returned for his senior season partly because he was granted a waiver from the NCAA to raise money for the orphanage his father helps out with in the Philippines, the NCAA clarified its position on the matter.

Tebow was not given special permission to raise money for Uncle Dick's Home, said Erik Christianson, director of public and media relations for the NCAA. Tebow always has been allowed to promote the orphanage as long as he abides by guidelines set forth in NCAA bylaw 12.5.1.1, Christianson said in an e-mail Friday.

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MililaniBuckeye;1436428; said:
I wonder if they had to rent a power washer to clean off all the jism on the wall... :roll1:
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No. They just invited Gary Danielson and Thom Brennaman over to coat the wall with fresh jizz, then they stuck the plaque right to that.
 
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redbenn;1436424; said:
Tim Tebow: Tim Tebow's Promise Will Outlast Us All
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Ok, Tebow worship isn't funny anymore. Seriously, this is getting sick.

I am not trying to be flippant at all when I say he could start a Jonestown-y cult tommrrow and fill that thing up scary quick. Plenty of people down here would be lined up to drink the gator Aide if you know what I mean.

Thank Tims dad we only have one more year of this shit.

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as an example of people taking this stuff way to far:
“I felt like he was a prophet for saying it,” linebacker Brandon Spikes said. “He just said it and we got it done. He was a prophet.”
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Dear Brandon Spikes,


Please don't get hurt this season - the Falcons would like to draft you in the first round next year.

Also, the bus to Jacksonville for the UGA game now leaves at 11:00am as opposed to 9:00am - feel free to sleep in and have a night out on the town the day before!

love,

BigWoof31
 
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