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Tim Tebow (Blessed)

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NFBuck;1384335; said:
Seriously, front page news on cnnsi. I wonder if they'll keep us updated on what he had for dinner.
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God I hope so.

Speaking of Jesus...

Tebow Skips Senior Season, Ascends Directly Into Heaven

MIAMI (SP) -- Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national
championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim
Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend
directly into heaven.

Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-
hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman
winner entered the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters
fainted.

"Sorry I'm late," Tebow began. "There was a six-year-old boy with
cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal
him."

"I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University
of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great
honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to
clear that up right now," he continued.

"Don't go, Tim!" a reporter shouted from the back of the room.

"After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at
the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven," Tebow
announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a
blinding white light and vanished.

In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long
tribute to Tebow. ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will
feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow's childhood),
re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air
personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the "most
Tebow-like" person in America.

"He wasn't just the greatest player in college football history," said
a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming
down his face. "He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on
earth."
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From an FSU board.
 
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Gatorubet;1384388; said:
I'm sick of the Tebow carping. ESPN is hardly fixating on Tim as much as you say. For instance, even though ESPN reported Tim had bacon for breakfast, Gatorcountry insiders says it was link sausage.
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Is the pig healed if Tebow eats it?
 
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billmac91;1384409; said:
Gator, what are your expectations of Ufa's offense next year without Having?

Is that being overblown, or do you think without Having, maybe UFO struggles offensively?
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He is simply irreplaceable. Nobody will replace his skill set or even begin to match his dedication to the game. He played hurt, with a bad ankle, bad heel, wtih migraines , you name it. That said, Tim will be better, the smurf backs better, the defense better, and if what Meyer said is true, we will go to a sort of no-huddle ourselves to get in more offensive plays in a game, so we have a shot to be better than we were the year. Of course, the number one bullseye on our backs will be will be huge and painted in red, so it is a crap shoot to get to the big game.

Struggle?? Not really. As explosive without him? No, not really. Percy kept every D coordinator up nights, and he got in the heads of the defense. His quick first step and explosive speed made lots of guys make a bad angle, and Percy would score.

Look, with 11 of 11 D starters coming back, how can I not be an optomist?
 
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Gatorubet;1384418; said:
He is simply irreplaceable. Nobody will replace his skill set or even begin to match his dedication to the game. He played hurt, with a bad ankle, bad heel, wtih migraines , you name it. That said, Tim will be better, the smurf backs better, the defense better, and if what Meyer said is true, we will go to a sort of no-huddle ourselves to get in more offensive plays in a game, so we have a shot to be better than we were the year. Of course, the number one bullseye on our backs will be will be huge and painted in red, so it is a crap shoot to get to the big game.

Struggle?? Not really. As explosive without him? No, not really. Percy kept every D coordinator up nights, and he got in the heads of the defense. His quick first step and explosive speed made lots of guys make a bad angle, and Percy would score.

Look, with 11 of 11 D starters coming back, how can I not be an optomist?
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I'm a big Harvin fan, he was a lot of fun to watch. I'm very intrigued to see what he does in the NFL. Will he flourish, or will he just be another Reggie Bush (great player in college that just doesn't really translate to the NFL)?
 
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Harvin in the NFL is a tough call. I'm a Gator Hater (save it, I live in the middle of ignorance country), but I think Harvin will do well.

Granted the success of Gator players in the NFL isn't exactly All-Pro, I think Harvin will be an exception. A great receiver? Possibly. He's a Steve Smith or Santana Moss type guy, only faster, and a little bit more designed for the college game. I think a large part will depend on what offense drafts him. If he winds up in a Buffalo, don't be surprised if he's not putting up numbers. Somewhere like Philly or Arizona (whoever tosses the rock around, and runs a bit more out of the box offense) he'll do pretty well.
 
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BuckeyeMafia;1384451; said:
Harvin in the NFL is a tough call. I'm a Gator Hater (save it, I live in the middle of ignorance country), but I think Harvin will do well.
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Originally Posted by The S&G Dynasty
I agree but when everyone stops hating on OSU thats when we should be worried. The most hated teams are always the ones that win the most.
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Agree. :biggrin:
 
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