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Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

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THEWOOD;1753711; said:
Tiger shoots 65 in his first tourney since the divorce. I think he is back. Finally got closure on his relationship. Now he can go back to banging "fine young ladies".
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I think he should embrace it, personally. He should start inviting local hookers and perkins waitresses to tournaments to watch him play. Maybe even do some appearances at various local gentlemen's clubs.
 
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Again the failed English majors that comprise the membership of most of the "journalists" that cover sports for E$PN again jumped the gun in saying "TIGER IS BAAACKCKCKCKCKCKCCKCCKKKKK!!!@@!@!~~!!@~~!1212122!!!~~!!" and on yet another Friday he fell out of contention.
 
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Tiger Woods -- The $54 Million Mortgage | TMZ.com

9/1/2010 12:45 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

With the real estate market still in the crapper ... Tiger Woods recently took out a $54.5 million mortgage for the mega-mansion he's building on Florida's exclusive Jupiter Island.

TMZ has obtained legal documents filed in Martin County on August 27 -- four days after Tiger finalized his divorce from Elin Nordegren -- in which he lists himself as a "single man" ... possibly for the first time since his marriage ended.

Tiger also agrees to pay back the gargantuan loan by January 15, 2016. So, it seems there's one group of people counting on Tiger to make a comeback -- his lenders.

According to the docs, Tiger's property spans across three parcels of land ... and as we've previously reported, the estate will include a tennis court, oxygen therapy room, multiple pools and a state-of-the-art fitness center.
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wadc45;1757732; said:
Tiger Woods -- The $54 Million Mortgage | TMZ.com
According to the docs, Tiger's property spans across three parcels of land ... and as we've previously reported, the estate will include a tennis court, oxygen therapy room, multiple pools and a state-of-the-art fitness center.
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I think they left out the black and purple velvet room with the brass "fireman's pole" on a stage in the middle of it.
 
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Tiger Woods begs ex wife to take him back

?You?re Delusionall! You?re out of your mind!? A furious Elin Nordegren blasted serial cheatin? ex-hubby Tiger Woods after the lonely, depressed golfer begged her to take him back. Only a week after finalizing his $100 million divorce settlement, the disgraced athlete began pleading with the mother of his two children for reconciliation ? but she told him to go stick his head in a sand trap! ?Tiger was returning the kids from a visitation and they were talking in Elin?s driveway,? a source close to Woods told The Enquirer. ?Out of the blue, he said, ?You know, we wouldn?t have to go through all this if we?d never broken up. We should give things another try.?? Tiger?s ex-wife, who had been humiliated by his rampant cheating, exploded in a rage.

Entire article: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/elin_nordegren_tiger_woods_begs_forgiveness_mocked/celebrity/69486

Hey, if it is in the National Enquirer it must be true. :biggrin:
 
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Tiger Woods accused of invading ex-wife's home

In a shocking ?home invasion,? Tiger Woods slipped into ex-wife Elin Nordegren?s house while she was away, and she believes he rummaged through her personal papers to read her private diaries, Elin has told friends. Tiger waited until his ex-wife was out of town and then went on a frantic search for the diaries ? to learn what she?s disclosed about him in her most intimate writings, Elin revealed to close pals. Sources tell The Enquirer that the sensational journals contain details of their divorce, and how Elin has moved on with her life since dumping her cheating husband, plus information about any new romantic liaisons that the jealous athlete was dying to discover. ?Tiger is obsessed with keeping tabs on Elin,? revealed a source close to the beautiful Swedish blonde. ?When she found out he got in the house, she went ballistic! ??I feel violated!? she told a friend. ?I?m totally creeped out by it. He has absolutely no right to be in my home! I don?t want him sneaking around, searching through my drawers and cupboards and trying to find my diaries. ?I felt like I wanted to clean the whole house from top to bottom when I found out he?d been here.?

Entire article: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/elin_nordegren_stalked_tiger_secret_love_diaries/celebrity/69969
 
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ScriptOhio;1793148; said:
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Hey, if it is in the National Enquirer it must be true. :biggrin:
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Uh, could you just look over here a moment...

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Interesting considering I just read this today:

Tiger Woods is an Idiot - TheSuperficial

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What you're looking at is the October 2010 mug shot of Alyse Lahti Johnson after she was pulled over for DUI. Turns out she's Tiger Woods' new girlfriend proving God really does have a sense of humor after all. (Those nuclear reactors in Japan? Two days away from launching a fuel rod into a scientist's groin. Now that's comedy!) So not only has Tiger significantly downgraded from Elin Nordegren who he epically cheated on, but he's dating a Faces of Meth candidate who's already blabbing to friends how's she using him. RadarOnline reports:

"She sent a BBM to a mutual friend of ours saying she didn't consider herself Tiger's girlfriend. They were just having a good time hooking up," the source tells us.
"That's in keeping with Alyse's personality, the source says. "She is a really nice girl, smart and super friendly. And she's also a bit of a wild child. She definitely likes to have fun."
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Alright, look, I understand Tiger probably doesn't want anything serious either, but you'd think with his money he'd be able to buy any woman he wants, starting with one who doesn't look like she steals pills from the elderly during her shift at an Arkansas nursing home. If I were him, I'd be chasing my ex-wife's twin sister with a sack full of diamonds and yacht keys, but that's just me and my fear of change coupled with a deep appreciation for Swedish models. Did I mention she's also white? Just tossing that out there.
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From the article:

?She sent a BBM to a mutual friend of ours saying she didn?t consider herself Tiger?s girlfriend. They were just having a good time hooking up,? the source tells us.
?That?s in keeping with Alyse?s personality, the source says. ?She is a really nice girl, smart and super friendly. And she?s also a bit of a wild child. She definitely likes to have fun.?
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Shorter version: She does anal.



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