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Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

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From the same report......you can't make this stuff up....
Itstead of taking an ambien maybe he should have taken a viagra....:biggrin:


Rather than fight, Woods took an Ambien and hit the hay, the report says.
It was while Woods was snoozing that Nordegren started snooping through her husband's cell phone and discovered his text messages to Uchitel's number, including one that read, "You are the only one I've loved."
After Nordegren confirmed her suspicions about Uchitel, she hunted down her husband and screamed him out of his sleeping pill-induced stupor, Posner reported.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/01/25/2010-01-25_tiger_woods_wife_elin_nordegren_posed_as_golfer_to_trap_mistress_rahcel_uchitel_.html#ixzz0dfnPsODT
 
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The actual original report from The Daily Beast which NYDaily News copped - Gerald Posner

Tiger's Thanksgiving Mystery — Solved



From pills to Elin impersonating her husband on a text, two inside sources provide Gerald Posner a full account of what happened the night Tiger crashed his SUV—and triggered a scandal. While the Tiger Woods drama has played out in an extraordinarily public way, the details from before and after the golfer’s Thanksgiving night car crash—the trigger for one of the costliest sports-related scandals ever—have remained shrouded in mystery. Two sources who know Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, and have discussed various details of the story with her, have corroborated a minute-by-minute account that answers the majority of the questions surrounding what might be the most expensive car crash in history.
Among their revelations:

  • Just before Tiger’s affair with Rachel Uchitel was reported in the National Enquirer, he put Uchitel on the phone with his wife for a half-hour, so she could convince Elin the relationship was platonic.

  • Elin confirmed her lingering suspicions about Tiger’s affair with Uchitel by impersonating her husband in text messages with Uchitel, prompting the rage that led to Woods fleeing his house.

  • Tiger had taken the sedative Ambien that night, and was in a stupor when Elin woke him following her sting operation on Uchitel.

  • After his wife’s wakeup, Tiger sent Uchitel a panicky text warning her that Elin had discovered the affair and implying that divorce was imminent. Elin quickly found this text as well, which precipitated her chasing him out of the house with a golf club.

  • Tiger did not immediately return home when he was released from the hospital, likely explaining why Elin did not accede to much-publicized requests from visiting police officers to chat with Woods.
Both sources spoke on the condition of anonymity, because Elin Nordegren did not give them permission to discuss her conversations with them.
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Wingate1217;1649427; said:
From the same report......you can't make this stuff up....
Itstead of taking an ambien maybe he should have taken a viagra....:biggrin:


Rather than fight, Woods took an Ambien and hit the hay, the report says.
It was while Woods was snoozing that Nordegren started snooping through her husband's cell phone and discovered his text messages to Uchitel's number, including one that read, "You are the only one I've loved."
After Nordegren confirmed her suspicions about Uchitel, she hunted down her husband and screamed him out of his sleeping pill-induced stupor, Posner reported.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/01/25/2010-01-25_tiger_woods_wife_elin_nordegren_posed_as_golfer_to_trap_mistress_rahcel_uchitel_.html#ixzz0dfnPsODT
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Holy crap! He could have been Bobbitized!
 
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A man goes out golfing.

He is on the second hole when
He notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the club
Away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!

He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog,
"Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, he says?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with
Him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the man asks.

"Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!

Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."

" They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table,

The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man
figures what the heck.

Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you

You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous girl.



"And that is how the girl ended up in my room Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."

:slappy:
 
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To break his silence Friday.

MARANA, Ariz. -- Tiger Woods will end nearly three months of silence Friday when he speaks to the media for the first time about his middle-of-the-night accident sparked shocking revelations about his infidelity.

Woods will speak to a small group of reporters at 11 a.m. Friday from the clubhouse of the TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., home of the PGA Tour.......


Tiger Woods to speak Friday about behavior, future - ESPN
 
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Jimmy Carter;1661221; said:
To break his silence Friday.

MARANA, Ariz. -- Tiger Woods will end nearly three months of silence Friday when he speaks to the media for the first time about his middle-of-the-night accident sparked shocking revelations about his infidelity.

Woods will speak to a small group of reporters at 11 a.m. Friday from the clubhouse of the TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., home of the PGA Tour.......


Tiger Woods to speak Friday about behavior, future - ESPN
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Every network that can get credentials should send their hottest blonde reporter wearing a short skirt and see what he does...
 
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