Now that Cheetah is well onto the back 9, I would like to offer him the following fool-proof two-part program to make this PR nightmare turn in his favor and eventually be a big win for him.
Step 1: Say that you have a big problem, a sex addiction problem. Doesn't matter if you do or do not, just say it. Talk in depth about how you really need help to get this addiction under control. For a sizable portion of this country, this will now be viewed as you had a problem...an addiction....it wasn't really your fault.
Step 2: After some time has passed, then announce that you have found God. Talk about how Jesus helped you deal with your addiction, how you ask the Lord every day to guide you and help you with your problem. Doesn't matter if you have or haven't. For another sizable portion of this country....the ones who can relate to that "stuff"....you are now golden.
Now to make the buckiprof 2 step plan work for Cheetah, he will no longer be able to swear like a sailor on the course. If he finds that that is too difficult, maybe he could add a Step 3 and talk about his battle with Tourette's.