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Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

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...OR this could all be an elaborate ploy played by Tiger letting all his fellow golfers know that, not only will I beat you on the golf course. I might even give your wife a beating in bed. Master of Psychology this Mr. Woods is.
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1616832; said:
You've gotta be fucking kidding me :shake:

So, apparently, this guy is pissed he isn't hitting women who look like this:

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I don't know about that guy, but I'm certainly pissed I'm not hitting that like Albert Pujols in a celebrity soft ball game. Apple bottom, indeed.
 
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Sure, he'll lose some endorsements, but should we feel sorry for a guy whose income drops from $100 million to $75 million? GMAFB.

He's got 3 main things to worry about: his wife/kids, his golf, and his endorsements. His handlers will worry about his endorsements, but to Tiger, that shouldn't be the priority. He's got to decide what's more important to him - his family or his golf. Of course, Elin may make that decision for him.

Think of the advice Elin will probably be getting from her Mom, who was just on national (probably worldwide) TV being wheeled into a hospital because of this mess. As a public figure in Sweden (a county governor, or something like that), she has to be appalled at that happening to her. She's a divorced woman herself, and her daughter is now a virtual prisoner inside that complex, with the media camped outside the gates. I've gotta believe that Mom will say "Leave the cheat and this insanity and bring the kids to Sweden". If Elin divorces him and leaves the country with the kids that mostly ends him having to deal with that situation (although I have a relative in Florida with a kid, and I know the laws there will make it tough for Elin to take the kids to Sweden if Tiger wants them to stay in Florida).

That would leave the golf and the endorsements. Rick Reilly was on SportsCenter today saying Tiger needs to be on Oprah to win back the women, that was laughable to me. Tiger should cut down on his endorsements and focus on golf anyway. If he does that, I agre with those that said Tiger would have a big year - but I think that may only be if he's divorced and not having to deal with trying to save his marriage.
 
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Tonight on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew, Episode 112, as rehab nears the 21-day
mark, it seems that Tiger is still not with the program. When Shelly wakes him
up for group, Tiger turns over, naked, rips her cloths off - and promptly hits
Shelly like the Fist of an Angry God from behind while wearing spurs, then goes back
to sleep, breaking yet another rehab rule. During group Dr. Drew directs the patients
to look forward to life outside rehab. Penny discusses the possibility of leaving porn.
Tiger reveals that he has purchased the porn studio in order to keep Penny in fantastic
fluffing form, and that he has settled with Shelly while purchasing the cable company,
the production company, and the Network that Sex Rehab is shown on. In fact, the
new management has ordered me to eras......
 
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Like the NFL Monday Night Countdown crew says...."C'MON MAN"

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Fox News reports that Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren may leave the country and move closer to Sweden to escape the media spotlight. A source said that the pair could move "very soon," and "possibly to a private island." This follows reports that Nordegren bought a house in Sweden two weeks ago.
 
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Jaxbuck;1616865; said:
While we are wondering what dumb moves cost who what, think about what Elin's bunny boiler moment could have just cost her.

She catches him and doesn't beat his ass to the point this becomes a public scene and she still has the full Tiger Woods money printing press at her disposal. Now she gets a sizable chunk of potentially a much smaller number. Lots of pro athlete wives keep the infidelity a family secret in return for the lifestyle.
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You're assuming that angry women are creatures of logic.
ULTIMATE FAILURE
 
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OSUsushichic;1617161; said:
Fox News reports that Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren may leave the country and move closer to Sweden to escape the media spotlight. A source said that the pair could move "very soon," and "possibly to a private island." This follows reports that Nordegren bought a house in Sweden two weeks ago.
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Yeah, cuz you know, there's no paparazzi in Europe or anything :slappy:

Maybe he'll play on the European Tour or something.
 
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