Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

[Bucklion]

The more time they wait the better for Tiger, IMO.

I feel that given time 1/2 of the stories prove to be false and the remaining 1/2 end up having occurred prior to his marriage. Leaving probably 1-2 times of actual adultery. Still terrible for his public persona, but not irreparable.

Eh, maybe, maybe not. But given the "quality" of these chicks, I find it hard to believe he was sticking to one or two myself.

As for his endorsements, it will be interesting to watch. They may drop him, they may scale back, they may market him to a different audience...it's hard to say.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

So I was playing my Tiger Wood PGA Golf 2010 and found a new CHEAT code...

Too soon?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

His mother-in-law to the hospital with "stomach pains" and no one has speculated that she's pregnant with Tiger's baby?

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

The media is out of fucking control with this, it's sickening.

 

[MaxBuck]

Wherever he goes, the hottest chick in the room, (even if the room is Perkin's dining room), begs him to hook up.

1. The next time Tiger eats at Perkins will be his first.

2. Not only could Tiger resist the entreaties of the "hottest chick in the Perkins," so could I. And I am a fat, balding 50-year old with not a lot of coin.

 

[MaxBuck]

I know he probably thinks he paid already, but these are going to become the most expensive 19th holes in history. Conservatively, this guy loses $1 million a year over the next five years in endorsements.

He'll lose in the 9 figures IMO. This is the most expensive pussy in the history of earth.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Donald Trump

 

[Mike80]

washingtonpost.com


Right on cue! This WaPo editor takes a small break from calling Sarah Palin a racist to call Tiger an Uncle Tom!

Sometimes they are more predictable than old faithful...

But the world is full of beautiful women of all colors, shapes and sizes -- some with short hair or almond eyes, some with broad noses, some with yellow or brown skin. Woods appears to have bought into an "official" standard of beauty that is so conventional as to be almost oppressive.

You've gotta be fucking kidding me

So, apparently, this guy is pissed he isn't hitting women who look like this:

Or this:

 

[Bucklion]

Dude likes his porn stars I guess...up to 11 total now (soon he'll have a golf bag full):

Porn star Joslyn James brings the number of women linked to Tiger Woods to 11 ? Entertainment

 

[Gatorubet]

2. Not only could Tiger resist the entreaties of the "hottest chick in the Perkins," so could I. And I am a fat, balding 50-year old with not a lot of coin.

Really????

You come off like a fat, balding, almost penniless 48.

 

[Jake]

He'll lose in the 9 figures IMO. This is the most expensive pussy in the history of earth.

Indeed.

Advertisements featuring Tiger Woods have disappeared from prime-time broadcast television and many cable channels following reports of his extramarital affairs, according to data from Nielsen Co.

Woods?s ranking among celebrity endorsers tumbled to 24th from 6th, according to the Davie Brown Index, which is used to gauge the ability of personalities to influence shoppers.

Woods has endorsement agreements with Accenture Plc, Nike Inc., PepsiCo Inc.?s Gatorade, Tag Heuer International SA watches, Electronic Arts Inc. and Procter & Gamble Co.?s Gillette.

The golfer?s $110 million in annual income from endorsements and tournaments, as estimated by Forbes magazine, hinges on his standing with consumers.

Tiger Woods TV Ads Disappear After Reports of Affairs (Update2) - Bloomberg.com

 

[Jaxbuck]

While we are wondering what dumb moves cost who what, think about what Elin's bunny boiler moment could have just cost her.

She catches him and doesn't beat his ass to the point this becomes a public scene and she still has the full Tiger Woods money printing press at her disposal. Now she gets a sizable chunk of potentially a much smaller number. Lots of pro athlete wives keep the infidelity a family secret in return for the lifestyle.

 

[fanaticbuckeye]

Maybe this has already been asked, but how do this many people keep a secret that they are sleeping with Tiger Woods? By now I would have imagined at least one gold-digger would have come forward. Like, maybe from a girl that starred in blockbuster movies called "OMG, Stop Tickling Me"

I don't know, just saying.

 

[Gatorubet]

"After I shave her balder than America's National Symbol, I'm gonna hit it like Jon Daley on steroids at a long drive contest.
And you know that when my putter is lining up the hole of some Porn Star, I'm going to be protected - more protection than a
Philadelphia Lawyer's Pre-nup!"

Trojan - " 'Cause if the wife get's that [censored] Buick WILL drop me! "

 

[Merih]

Maybe this has already been asked, but how do this many people keep a secret that they are sleeping with Tiger Woods? By now I would have imagined at least one gold-digger would have come forward. Like, maybe from a girl that starred in blockbuster movies called "OMG, Stop Tickling Me"

I don't know, just saying.

Well, could be that these women just had a onetimer YEARS ago. Doesn't necessarily mean that he's in a full on relationship with them, or that he even banged them after he got married.

A chick could have been his first lay at like 19 and would now be coming forward. Opportunities like these and you see every last rat you've ever given the cheese come forward.