Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

[starBUCKS]

1. If any of us guys were pursued by Ms. Uchitel, I'd wager not one in ten of us could say "no" when her snatch was waving hello to us from a nearby sofa. She is a stone fox and a half. Not that I'm saying Tiger didn't say "no," mind you.

I'm sorry that women looks like a tranny to me.

 

[Wingate1217]

Another pic of Rachael...

 

[MaxBuck]

I'm sorry that women looks like a tranny to me.

Every woman must look like a "tranny" to you, then. She is hotter than a reactor core.

 

[TRON 2.0]

Tiger,

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

 

[starBUCKS]

Every woman must look like a "tranny" to you, then. She is hotter than a reactor core.

Sorry dude, I don't strictly look at hair and tits.

 

[matcar]

Sorry dude, I don't strictly look at hair and [censored].

You obviously don't look at all because there's nothing not to like. Meanwhile, I don't even think Lasik could help you.

 

[Ted Haggard]

I'm sorry that women looks like a tranny to me.

Every woman must look like a "tranny" to you, then. She is hotter than a reactor core.

Sorry dude, I don't strictly look at hair and tits.

I always look at the testicles when IDing a tranny. You're right, starBUCKS. Hair and tits alone can be deceiving.

 

[jwinslow]

You obviously don't look at all because there's nothing not to like.

Maize-tinted blonde hair is not attractive whatsoever. Nor are most elements of htese two pics:

 

[TRON 2.0]

Maize-tinted blonde hair is not attractive whatsoever.

Don't speak for me, that bitch is hot.

 

[Oh8ch]

I would give my left nut to have to make this choice.


Somebody PM me as soon as we get this thread to the Romper Room.

 

[jwinslow]

Blonde hair is attractive.
Great-clips-esque bleach blond coloring is not.

Don't speak for me, that bitch is hot.

so you don't want me evaluating beauty in a manner you dislike, and then do so yourself?

 

[TRON 2.0]

so you don't want me evaluating beauty in a manner you dislike, and then do so yourself?

Act like you know.

 

[starBUCKS]

You obviously don't look at all because there's nothing not to like. Meanwhile, I don't even think Lasik could help you.

Wow, wide jaw, long face, large forehead, lips over filled with collagen... That picture of her by the rope screamed straight "butter"

Anyone that thinks she's hot enough to cheat on with when you have so much to jeopardize.... I leave you an open invite to come out in Miami or Scottsdale with me, I'll show you smokin hot.

 

[osugrad21]

I theorize that his wife tried to beat him with a golf club, maybe even landing a hit, and as he escaped, he runs into the fire hydrant then the tree. Why else would she bust the window out of the back of the SUV to "save him"?*


*Highly theoretical

Actually, I was thinking the same thing...why would she bust out the back of the SUV? Heated argument...he is leaving to cool off, she busts the back window.

 

[OSU_D/]

You obviously don't look at all because there's nothing not to like. Meanwhile, I don't even think Lasik could help you.

Edited: didn't see starBucks response. starBucks is dead on with his description.