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started a new job beardless this spring and haven't shaved since maybe july. no other facial hair in management, so I had to step up and show us the way.


also thinking about shaving after the loss, don't want to cause future losses though now that i think about it.

if i do shave i am thinking of going with 5 different novelty beards /facial hair looks for 5 days while I shave it down gradually.

not sure what 5 I would do, or if I can think of 5 honestly.


already rolling with the grizzly adams look. day one is down.

day two, not sure. you gotta transition from full beard to the smallest beard before no beard.

I kind of wanna go either fu man chu or rollie fingers handle bar mustache. Those are two days for sure, but not sure if they are day two or not and not sure what order i would need to do those in. kind of thinking the fu man chu is just an uncurled rollie fingers mustache for the most part and maybe I could flip back and forth.

Day 5 is probably a hitler mustache before being clean shaven for day 6 and start regrowing the beard probably on day 7.

looks like i would need one more beard to finish out the week.
 
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BUCKYLE said:
Yeah, I'm not taking that job. Or they didn't really offer it to be exact. The first thing they asked was if I was attached to my beard. I took it as a sign. Anyone unaware of how beards work is not worthy of my presence.
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This just happened to a friend of mine. Applied for a warehouse job, during the interview they told him he would have to shave or wear a "beard net."

I've never worked in a warehouse before, but I would think that wearing a fucking net on your face is a bigger safety hazard than beard hairs going astray.
 
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Buckeye513 said:
This just happened to a friend of mine. Applied for a warehouse job, during the interview they told him he would have to shave or wear a "beard net."

I've never worked in a warehouse before, but I would think that wearing a fucking net on your face is a bigger safety hazard than beard hairs going astray.
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Beards never go astray. Where beards go, there is purpose.
 
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I don't know if I like the cut of P&G's jib. I may switch to Unilever for all of my man-grooming needs, which are, assuredly, not razors (god forbid), but I cannot, in good concience, support a company that blames Beards for their own failings. Perhaps they should have marketed products, specifically, formulated to enhance the majesty of a Beard, and less time thinking of excuses for their loss.
 
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Brett Fav-rah

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