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THREAD of BEARD

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BUCKYLE;1387628; said:
You should damnit. Society has made men feel ashamed of being men. That's what growing a beard is all about. We're telling society to go [censored] themselves. We're going to be men. We're going back to the cave man days, in a sense. It is time we took back our manhood from dudes with manicures and highlights in their hair. [censored] THEM.
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sounds like mark titus of the basketball team has been reading the thread of beard. the following is from his blog.

As I?m sure you remember, my Super Bowl prediction was based solely on one thing?Kurt Warner?s stubble beard. Most of you undoubtedly bet your first born that the Cards would win because of my brilliant analysis and I really can?t blame you for doing so. But hopefully you realized before the game started that Warner shaved the mystical stubble because his wife suggested it. And in case you missed it, the Cardinals lost. This furthers my claim that women should never intercede with their opinions of facial hair. It?s a surefire way to ruin dreams.
 
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Day 153:

I've gotten used to having a beard. So much so that I'm not sure if I'll ever shave it.

It's getting unruly...it doesn't obey any longer. I don't know how much time I have before it takes over completely. I was getting in the shower the other night and my beard brushed up against my shirtless shoulder...I jumped. It frightened me. I guess that's what beards do...just never thought I'd be scared by my own beard.

I took out my clippers yesterday...just to trim around my mouth...and my beard sucker punched me in the stomach. I fear for my safety.

BUCKYLE, out.
 
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:lol: You're too good at MS Paint..

I've started a beard.. I'm only at day 5. Going quite well.. I've noticed that growing a beard is like buying a new car. You know, when you buy a car all the sudden you notice that car all over the road? I never knew how many beards were out there.
 
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Fungo Squiggly;1367293; said:
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!





Finally did it last night. Clogged the trimmer repeatedly and drained the battery. Had to re-charge to finish the job, although I did briefly consider calling it quits and rolling with the half-beard......fortunately, cooler heads prevailed.

I feel like a girl now. This short, neat beard is lame and to make matters worse, people have stopped putting loose change in my coffee cup. I'm a fool. :sad2:
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Day 51 since the last encounter and things are getting hairy. I need to steel my nerves and brace for the showdown. Say a little prayer for me, oh bearded ones.
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;1412254; said:
Pussies.

Buckyle could singlebeardedly kick their asses.
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I'd like to grow my beard twice as long as it is now, then cut half of it off, have some girl knit it into one of those...it would blow peoples minds.

Fungo Squiggly;1412327; said:
Day 51 since the last encounter and things are getting hairy. I need to steel my nerves and brace for the showdown. Say a little prayer for me, oh bearded ones.
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You're in my thoughts and prayers to Beanie. 162 days here.
 
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