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The Moment you Realized Time was Catching You... (Merged)

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LoKyBuckeye said:
that only works for about 10 minutes.... then they start jumping off the couch and coming at me with toys... "tiny little fists of fury" :)
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My twins are darn near 12 now! Almost kick dad's ass age. Ever have one take a flying leap off the couch when you were laying on the floor not expecting it? OUCHHHHH!

Talk radio as well plus the fact that 50 is coming soon. But now that I think about it while I was taking a walk today I was thinking of a past experience with the old lady, well as long as that still works I am ok....
 
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MililaniBuckeye said:
I had been noticing a slight, slow decline over the years, but the fucking wall just fell on me over the last two months. I've been running in this local training group that's preparing for the Honolulu Marathon in December, and we've been training since the first week of August (I'm not actually running the marathon, just trying to improve my running for next year's Tinman triathlon). The first couple weeks were OK (3-4 miles at a slow pace), but once they started cranking up the distance (6-10 miles per session) and starting running up fucking hills (one is a 15% grade for about 300 yards...it's steep as fuck), I started pulling hamstrings (right one first, then the left a few weeks later), pulled a muscle in my back (yep, from fucking running), aggrivated my right achilles, and the bottoms of both feet feel like some gorilla beat on them with a baseball bat for about an hour. Up until joining this group, I never had major problems from any sort of endurance training, but as I type this I feel like I'm fucking 75 years old.
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Dude, you are in your late 40's? Your doing just fine for your age! WOW!
 
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Thump said:
We go back and forth will each other all of the time.

I'm assuming when he reads it his response will contain about 5 F-bombs and something about me being a fatass which I am not but I find very funny.
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Yeah, but you're a homo pedophile, which is worse.


Thump said:
Did you strain you vagina as well you woman???
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The last vagina I strained was your mama's...
 
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When I went to bed at 11 last night and could hear the neighbor's loud music, I started bitching to Mrs. Katt about these damn inconsiderate teenagers who don't care about anyone else. Good grief, I am way too young to be such a crotchety old geezer. *sigh* :sad:
 
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Last summer, while coaching my daughter's softball team, I was running to the third base line to discuss the play and pulled my calf muscle. My calf muscles are huge and that hurt like hell.

I was reminded every 10 minutes for the next 6 weeks that I am no longer 15.
 
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I am starting to realize the small print that is immediately right in front of me is too blurry to read!

Your kids keep you young. Unless they are teenages then they probably make you wish you were dead.
 
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Yesterday when I tried to tire out my dog before taking him to the vet, and I had to take a break, even though he was the one doing all the ruuning. I think that's just me being out of shape.

I knew that time was catching me a couple years ago, when I couldn't drink heavily on back to back days anymore.
 
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This morning, when I took a few steps. I have a bad back and am pretty careful with it. I took a few steps this morning and it felt like I was going to drop. The sad thing is I did nothing recently that normally would cause this feeling.
 
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