The Legend of Troy Smith

[DEBuckeye]

And on the eighth day Troy Smith said "Let there be the forward pass", and there was, and Ted Ginn caught it, and it was good.

 

[SparkyOSU]

Every time Troy Smith completes a pass, an angel gets her wings.

 

[SparkyOSU]

Tory Smith's mind control abilities has directly affected everyone on Buckeye Planet, Troy Smith actually made the BPers create this thread.

 

[kelluvsosu]

When Shakespeare wrote his Sonets he was thinking of Troy's beauty on the field.

 

[bigtenbadboy]

When Troy turns off the light in his bedroom he's under the covers before it the room gets dark...

That's because he has the clapper!

 

[rocketman]

Troy Smith is classified as a WMD by the Bush administration. North Korea might have nukes, but we have Troy Smith.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Next year, instead of running through the alphabet for hurricane names, the National Weather Service has announced that they will be naming every hurricane Troy. Unless there's a really fast moving one, which they will name Ted.

 

[kelluvsosu]

There aren't 7 wonders of the world. There's really just one.... Troy Smith.

 

[bucknut11]

Bill Gates and Donald Trump work for Troy Smith

 

[DEBuckeye]

Do you suppose Troy has ever seen this thread? Do you think he'd find it as amusing as we do?

I think it's quite funny.

 

[Zurp]

Troy Smith doesn't run out onto the football field to play football.
Troy Smith stands still, while the football field positions itself beneath his feet.

Troy Smith doesn't launch the ball 50 yards down field.
Troy Smith gives life to the ball, and it simply obeys his will.

Troy Smith doesn't put on his helmet.
Troy Smith gives meaning to its existence.

Troy Smith will not win the Heisman Trophy.
Some dude named "Heisman" just named the trophy as such, because he hadn't yet known whether Troy Smith would choose to live amongst mere mortals. The trophy will be renamed in a few years.

 

[shotGINN]

troy smith is talking about practice.......practice, man?

 

[Taosman]

Troy Smith invented Al Gore!

 

[Taosman]

Troy Smith pass. Catch it or wear it!

 

[DEBuckeye]

michigan doesn't really have a football team- they're just a Playstation team that Troy made up. Then he gave them life so he could kick their ass for real.