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The Legend of Troy Smith

Next year, instead of running through the alphabet for hurricane names, the National Weather Service has announced that they will be naming every hurricane Troy. Unless there's a really fast moving one, which they will name Ted.
 
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Troy Smith doesn't run out onto the football field to play football.
Troy Smith stands still, while the football field positions itself beneath his feet.

Troy Smith doesn't launch the ball 50 yards down field.
Troy Smith gives life to the ball, and it simply obeys his will.

Troy Smith doesn't put on his helmet.
Troy Smith gives meaning to its existence.

Troy Smith will not win the Heisman Trophy.
Some dude named "Heisman" just named the trophy as such, because he hadn't yet known whether Troy Smith would choose to live amongst mere mortals. The trophy will be renamed in a few years.
 
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