The Legend of Troy Smith

[JohnnyCockfight]

When Troy Smith was a child on vacation, he relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean, and the warmness grew, the effect of which we now commonly know to be global warming.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Troy Smith can beat Texas 24-7 (at Texas in 90 degree heat) without even working up a sweat.

 

[msj2487]

Troy messed with Texas, now Texas' new slogan is Don't Mess With Troy!

 

[SparkyOSU]

Troy Smith made everything in Texas just alittle smaller!

 

[DEBuckeye]

Myles Brand is considering changing the name of the Big Ten conference to the Big Troy conference. And the university of michigan wolverines will be called the Troy-bitches.

 

[Taosman]

It would not be an exaggeration to say that by the time he's done.
Troy Smith could be The Greatest Quarterback at Ohio State. [no smiley]

He's not the next Vince Young.
He's the Greatest Quarterback in the History of The Ohio State University!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Vince Young was the first Troy Smith.

 

[Jagdaddy]

The Virgin Mary saw Troy Smith in her grilled cheese sandwich.

An as of the viewing was no longer a virgin.

 

[NFBuck]

The most popular boys names for the year 2006 so far are "Troy" and "Smith".

 

[OH10]

Charlie Weis once challenged Troy Smith to an eating contest.

Weis ate 72 hot dogs, 17 banana splits, 6 bags of pork rines, drank 22 Diet Cokes, and 1 giant 76-ounce steak just before he promptly shit his pants when he saw that Troy Smith ate up the entire Notre Dame defense.

 

[txbuckeye1983]

Troy Smith won the War of 1812.

 

[NFBuck]

When Troy Smith wakes up in the morning he pisses excellence.

 

[Mike80]

Chuck Norris checks under the bed and in the closet each night before going to bed for Troy Smith.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

The wind does not affect Troy Smith's passes.

His passes affect the path of the jet stream.

 

[Mike80]

The wind does not affect Troy Smith's passes.

His passes affect the path of the jet stream.

His passes DEFINE the Jet Stream