The Legend of Troy Smith

[Bobcat94]

M*ch*g*n surrendered Toledo to Ohio as a peace offering to Troy Smith. He made them keep Detroit as a reminder to never, ever piss him off again.

 

[scooter1369]

Troy farted one day. Pluto ended up in the Kuiper Belt.

 

[Wingate1217]

Troy The Barbarian

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Troy, what is best in life?

Troy: To crush scUM, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their fans!

Somebody watched Conan the Barbarian last night.....

 

[Bobcat94]

The sod at the 'Shoe quivers in fear like scUM skunkbears when Troy Smith steps out on to the field. Out of pure panic the field shriveled up and died. Twice.

 

[Bobcat94]

The man becomes the legend...

Troy Smith made Coach Tressel so proud that JT cried --


oh, wait, that's true.

 

[Taosman]

Troy Smith is so good, he made the best QB ever to come out of Notre Dame finish 3rd in the Heisman!

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Troy Smith is so good, he became the first QB in Big Ten History to win the Heisman...

 

[iambrutus]

troy smith is so great that he stayed graceful in probably his biggest moment to date - to be surpassed on 1/8/07

 

[SparkyOSU]

Troy Smith is so good he asked Baltimore to wait until the 5th round to make everyone else feel better about their draft postion.

 

[sandgk]

Troy Smith is so good he asked Baltimore to wait until the 5th round to make everyone else feel better about their draft postion.

Once in a while, between the slew of Norris, Superman and faster than a speeding bullet references a highly original legendary myth is created.