The Legend of Troy Smith

[OSUsushichic]

Troy Smith makes Jack Bauer look like a sissy.

 

[biggsj6030]

It is reported that The Bible was based off of an essay Troy wrote in the 2nd grade.

 

[biggsj6030]

When God sneezes they say "Troy bless you."

 

[jlb1705]

The USC Trojans are not named in honor of ancient soldiers, but rather, in honor of Troy Smith. The recent success of Trojan players and the Trojan program was only precipitated to subliminally build hype for Troy.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

Godzilla movies are loosely based on Troy Smith's exploits as a young child.

 

[tedginn05]

USC won 34 games in a row and were touted as the best team ever. Until USC pissed Troy off before the Rose Bowl. Stating that they were so great that they didn't need no "men of Troy" crap.

The next game they lost to Texas.

 

[Deety]

In the battle of Smith vs. Smiths, Smith won 4543354 to -5.

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith is pretty good with a bo staff.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

The rules for the World's Strongest Man competition explicitly exclude Troy Smith.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

Sharks will instinctively avoid any beach where Troy Smith has been swimming within the previous 48 hours.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

The contents of Troy Smith's DNA are classified as top secret, in the interests of national security.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

Women who gaze too long at a picture of Troy Smith may become pregnant, as may male ice dancers.

 

[Popper252]

Troy Smith eats the charred remains of his "competitors" and poops out diamonds which he then crushes with his earlobes.

 

[JXC]

Troy Smith cured cancer

 

[jc_ultimate]

Troy Smith wrote "Don't Fear the Reaper"