The Legend of Troy Smith

[Kueller]

The only thing Chuck Norris fears is Troy Smith.

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith beat LLLLoyd Carr in a fiddlin' contest and won a fiddle made of gold.

 

[NFBuck]

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Troy Smith shot JR

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith created Jim Tressel from the rib of Woody Hayes.

 

[NFBuck]

Troy Smith found Saddam Hussein in that spider hole.

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith is responsible for 9 of the Top 10 grossing movies of all time.

 

[BrutusMaximus]

Troy Smith eats Green Berets for breakfast.

 

[tedginn05]

Troy Smith owns a toliet in Michigan..."They" call it Michigan Stadium.

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith beat Prince in a pickup game of basketball.

 

[bigtenbadboy]

After the second game of the season in 7th grade Troy Smith was forced to join the high school varsity squad because the remaining teams on the schedule threatened to forfeit the games rather than face him. Although he only ended up a 2nd team all-state selection that season he was happy to make the sacrafice for his jr. high teammates.

 

[NFBuck]

After watching Troy Smith play, Samuel L. Jackson said..."Now that is one bad muthafucka!".

 

[bigtenbadboy]

The only thing known to man that can match the velocity of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is a football thrown by Troy Smith.

 

[NFBuck]

He regularly kills wolverines with a trident!

 

[I hunt manatees]

troy smith has a pet manatee named reggie dunlop and he makes him wear jean shorts.