The Legend of Troy Smith

[NFBuck]

He taught me how to love a woman - and how to scold a child.

 

[Buckin' A]

Funny, he taught me how to love a child, and fire a woman down the steps for burning dinner.

 

[NFBuck]

He sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he's pretty normal when it comes to that.

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith wrote "Don't Fear the Reaper"

Troy Smith ALWAYS provides enough cowbell.

 

[rocketman]

Troy Smith can convert mass into energy just by looking at it.

Troy Smith invented Al Gore.

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

Bears lie still and hold their breath so Troy Smith will think they're dead while passing by in the wilderness.

 

[Popper252]

Troy Smith tames everything with his ferocious stare so that anywhere he goes is no longer considered to be wild.

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith can make cats and dogs live together in harmony.

 

[bigtenbadboy]

Yeah, and you remember that time Troy Smith came back at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl???

 

[jlb1705]

Bo knows Troy Smith.

 

[jlb1705]

When Clarett made that video of him taggin' Prescott Burgess' girl, he was just gettin' Troy Smith's sloppy seconds.

 

[seed702]

Troy Smith doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[seed702]

When Troy Smith does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

 

[biggsj6030]

We dropped the Nukes on Japan because it was more humane then sending in Troy Smith.

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith's real last name is incomprehensible to the human mind. It's harder to spell than [SIZE=-1]Krzyzewski. He goes by Smith so mere mortals such as us can understand.
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