The Legend of Troy Smith

[Taosman]

It would not be an exaggeration to say that by the time he's done.
Troy Smith could be The Greatest Quarterback at Ohio State. [no smiley]

 

[thackattack]

Every year on his birthday, Troy Smith randomly selects one lucky football to be thrown into the sun.

 

[NFBuck]

Troy Smith nursed a family of sick penguins back to health, they were nourished strictly on his awesomeness.

 

[bucknut11]

"If I be humble in every way that I can, then good things will come to me. But then again you have to sit back and think. What I wear on my chest is an Ohio State jersey, not a Troy Smith jersey. You know, I don't have my own university, Ohio State is the team that I play for." - Troy Smith






Eh, who am I trying to kid...


Forget the private jet, Troy Smith ran to visit every OSU recruit, once a day. He has a 110% success rate in securing commitments. Over 100 percent? You bet. Some players commit without even having been offered in hopes that the coaches will let them on the team to meet him in the fall.

 

[biggsj6030]

The tears or Troy Smith make men run faster then Teddy Ginn. To bad Troy doesnt know how to cry.

Wolverine is based off of the awsomeness of Troy Smith.

It is often thought " what came first the chicken or the egg?'' Infact the real question is, "What came first Troy Smith or awsomeness?"

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Troy Smith threw a football over Morril and Lincoln Towers.. to himself.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Troy Smith once ran the 40 is -2 seconds.

 

[NFBuck]

Troy Smith read Homers "The Iliad" during one brief trip to the john.

 

[OH10]

The sun has to wear sunglasses to protect itself from Troy Smith.

 

[seed702]

Troy Smith runs so fast that one time he went back in time and impregnated an entire 22-nun convent in the mid 40's.

The children would grow up to be the offensive and defensive starters of the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the greatest NFL football team of all time.

 

[NFBuck]

Beanie Wells is actually Troy Smiths son!

 

[tedginn05]

Troy Smith plays russian roulette with a shotgun.

 

[UpNorthBuckeye]

Pick 'em

Let me see.... the twelve inch high Troy Smith versus the mythical 1997 Meatchicken team?? Mmmmm, I'd say scUM 3, 12 inch high Troy Smith 35. no, 40, he'd have to go for two each time!

:)

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith's handshake grip is so strong he once inadvertantly turned a man into a diamond.

 

[NFBuck]

When Troy Smith was born and the doctor slapped his bottom, Troy kicked him the neck and urinated all over his face. He takes crap from no one.