The Legend of Troy Smith

[bucknut4life]

Troy Smith is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Troy Smith

 

[NFBuck]

Troy Smith jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith could become football's first Roundhouse Placekicker, but the reinforced ball that it would require would be too heavy to throw for quarterbacks who aren't Troy Smith.

 

[bucknut4life]

Troy Smith sleeps with one light on...Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Troy Smith

 

[NFBuck]

Troy Smith won the Kentucky Derby in 2004, but they disqualified him because he only has two legs.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

When Troy turns off the light in his bedroom he's under the covers before it the room gets dark...

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Troy Smith puts concrete in his cleats. He does this so he is not faster than Ted Ginn.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Troy Smith eats wolverine for dinner. And fighting Irish for dessert.

 

[NFBuck]

He grew a third arm and keeps it in a vault!

 

[AJHawkfan]

If Troy Smith and Chuck Norris had a tag team wrestling match against Coach Ditka and Jesus, who would win????????


Troy Smith, of course - Ditka would trade Jesus for the rights to Ricky Williams; which would leave him with only one career choice - go to work for the Devil (ESPiN).

 

[NFBuck]

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!

 

[jlb1705]

Troy Smith really invented football. He just lets Charlie Weis think he did.

 

[BayBuck]

Troy Smith is 6'1, 215, and averaged over 350 yards of offense in his first two games against Michigan, both wins.

 

[NFBuck]

In high school with his team up 77-0 in the 3rd quarter, Troy Smith once ran 99 yards but stopped at the one yard line, only to turn around, run 99 yards back in to his own endzone where he knelt down giving the other team a safety. A true sportsman!

 

[OilerBuck]

Troy Smith built the pyramids of Egypt out of sand and Crisco.

Troy Smith killed JFK. He picked him off from long range, by throwing a football at mach speed.

Troy Smith once overthrew a receiver. 68 years later Amelia Earhart remains missing.