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BrutusMaximus
I Heart Boobs
Just thought everybody should know, I am currently watching Invasion USA. I really dont know why Chuck was riding that fanboat at the beginning, he just had to run across the water. Maybe he just wasnt feeling up to it.
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BuckBackHome
Wolverine is largest member of weasel family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc&eurl=
I thought it was pretty sad, but figured I should add it to the thread.
I thought it was pretty sad, but figured I should add it to the thread.
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daddyphatsacs
Let the cards fall...
Chuck Norris actually wrote the scene in Police Academy where they had the boat chase and Michael Winslow popped under water with his old school, standup Jet Ski in the middle of a chase. He popped back up, made some crazy noises........and off he went. Simply fascinating.
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BrutusMaximus
I Heart Boobs
Wont take it near as hard as Al Gore. Of course Chuck Norris invented Al Gore.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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I am on a roll today...
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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