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matt_thatsme;2181098; said:
The golf game took a serious hit today.... My first born decided to make an early appearance. 6 lb 3 oz and 21 inches long. I thought that I had another month of hitting the sticks regularly. :tongue2:
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Congrats! Lemme see...

Average_score_adj_kids=((num_kids_under5*3)+ln(num_kids_under_5))
 
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matt_thatsme;2181098; said:
The golf game took a serious hit today.... My first born decided to make an early appearance. 6 lb 3 oz and 21 inches long. I thought that I had another month of hitting the sticks regularly. :tongue2:
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Was the first born hitting from the bunker, or from the long rough?

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http://larrybrownsports.com/everything-else/kim-jong-il-11-holes-in-one-first-time-golfing/105620

Dude was a true badass.

Kim Jong Il Shot 38-Under His First Time Playing Golf, Including 11 Holes-in-One
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Kim Jong Il Shot 38-Under His First Time Playing Golf, Including 11 Holes-in-One

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Now that Kim Jong Il has passed away, I am starting to realize that I should have paid more attention to him while he was alive. The ruler of North Korea was truly a remarkable man, and while many stories have been told about him before I never took note of the fact that he was such an incredibly talented sportsman. In addition to giving North Korea?s World Cup teams ?regular tactical advice,? Kim Jong Il was also reportedly the most naturally-gifted golfer to ever roam the earth. Here is one of many facts that the Herald Sun shared with us that were at one time printed about Kim Jong Il in North Korea.
In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-Il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course ? on his first try at golf. Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat.
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Amazing. After all this time of thinking Tiger Woods was the best in his prime and praising Rory McIlroy, we now realize that North Korea?s former leader is likely the greatest golfer to ever live. For those of you who are skeptical: his 17 bodyguards confirmed it. That?s 17 people. Obviously they didn?t just have his best interests in mind. Most golfers go through life hoping they can experience a hole-in-one. Kim Jong Il got to enjoy 11 in one round. I?m speechless.
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Golf Terminology

[FONT=&quot]A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

An 'O.J.' - got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - Way to the right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole. [/FONT]
 
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Decided to upgrade the driver, hybrid and 3 wood. Settled on the Taylormade RBZ Tour TP 10.5, 18.5 and 14.5*. Looks like I will be selling some clubs. I am undeniably a golf club ho. Anyone want to buy some good clubs on the cheap? Buckeye discount.
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matt_thatsme;2196428; said:
Decided to upgrade the driver, hybrid and 3 wood. Settled on the Taylormade RBZ Tour TP 10.5, 18.5 and 14.5*. Looks like I will be selling some clubs. I am undeniably a golf club ho. Anyone want to buy some good clubs on the cheap? Buckeye discount.
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RBZ's are fucking awesome!!! love my 3wd!!!
 
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matt_thatsme;2196428; said:
Decided to upgrade the driver, hybrid and 3 wood. Settled on the Taylormade RBZ Tour TP 10.5, 18.5 and 14.5*. Looks like I will be selling some clubs. I am undeniably a golf club ho. Anyone want to buy some good clubs on the cheap? Buckeye discount.
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What 3 wood did you have before? I'm in the market of looking for a new one.
 
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