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The former Presidents for usernames.

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WilliamTSherman;1668746; said:
I don't have any connections in Meigs. Probably want to check with Dred on that one.
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Get the fuck up out my thread then....


DRED! Goddammit, Dread!!! Answer your fuckin phone...

I'm jonesin here...

DRED!

ANSWER THIS FUCKIN PHONE!!!!

Oh... shit... my bad.. I almost forgot to dial the fuckin thing....
 
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Walter Mondale;1668763; said:
Thanks, Chet. It's just a shame that I had to run after the cluster[censored] that was the Carter administration.
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Jimmy's alright. I mean, he didn't do you any favors, sure... but... the guy knows how to make a hash pipe out of a peanut, and that's pretty fuckin cool.

No, you whiney bitch!
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Rippin on Dewey's a good way to win points, but until you know the secret handshake, you're still an outsider. A decent motherfucker... but.. an outsider no less.

That said, if you can score me a couple grams of some pure columbian coke, I might... might be able to give you a couple .... how do we say.. hints.. regarding the handshake...
 
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Chester Arthur;1668766; said:
Jimmy's alright. I mean, he didn't do you any favors, sure... but... the guy knows how to make a hash pipe out of a peanut, and that's pretty fuckin cool.


Rippin on Dewey's a good way to win points, but until you know the secret handshake, you're still an outsider. A decent motherfucker... but.. an outsider no less.

That said, if you can score me a couple grams of some pure columbian coke, I might... might be able to give you a couple .... how do we say.. hints.. regarding the handshake...
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Coke is all you want? I have some of that high end Mexican/Central American shit from one of my "excursions" if that's your thing...
 
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Don't fall for it, Walt....

He tried the same shit with me. I got him his smack, and I was "his boy" for like a month... we'd go to partys.. he even gave me a key to his private room (and he was getting some pretty serious tail up in there, I have to say)...

And then.. I wised up... he's a liar... just a junkie lookin for a score...he'll tell you anything.
 
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WilliamTSherman;1668687; said:
Sounds like a French ball, to me. Not so keen.



I imagine that this would help me with my studies!!!



Watch out, Mr. Burr, Vermonteers sure do make for a tuff crowd. If you know what I'm saying. :wink:



People have to do what people have to do sometimes.
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Ethan Allen was a bad motherfucker, but that place has become so pussified even ol' Alexander Hamilton could have kicked kick ass and taken names up there now. Look at that Bernie Sanders wonk...that guy should just get "I'm a red-faced pussy" tattooed on his forehead.
 
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Thomas E. Dewey;1668770; said:
Don't fall for it, Walt....

He tried the same shit with me. I got him his smack, and I was "his boy" for like a month... we'd go to partys.. he even gave me a key to his private room (and he was getting some pretty serious tail up in there, I have to say)...

And then.. I wised up... he's a liar... just a junkie lookin for a score...he'll tell you anything.
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No Dewey, I think your bullshit radar is just, shall we say, lacking...kind of like the newspapers of your day, I guess.
 
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Al Gore... "Don't marry crazy... exhibit A"

I really do love these toasted pastries as well... I wonder....

cheeze wiz... pop tarts...

I bet that's a goddamned taste extravaganza..

Fuck... I forgot to dial the phone again...

Dred... was that speed dial 1?

It's gotta be... who else do I call....

well... I called that one chick with the ..... no... it was the other one...

Dewey was there, maybe I'll ask him...
 
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Thomas E. Dewey;1668784; said:
I know you're all "tough guy" and everything, but I'm really good friends with Al Gore and he won't like it if you keep saying mean things to me.
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I'd watch the quotation marks on tough guy, sport, or I'll come over there and wipe that 50 cent haircut right off your scalp. [no smiley] You pussy politicians from the 20th century (Ike and a few others excluded) ought to think twice before writing a check your asses can't cash.
 
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