The former Presidents for usernames.

[WilliamTSherman]

I don't mean to interrupt, but you guys really ought to try the cheeze wiz crackers. It is pure bliss.

Oh... smoke up first. It makes a difference.

Smoke. The by-product of fire. Gotta love that.

 

[Chester Arthur]

While I was doing some light research, I believe I missed some background data... what military branch were you in, Mr. President?

He once dressed as a gladiator... does that count?

 

[Chester Arthur]

Smoke. The by-product of fire. Gotta love that.

BONG HITS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

 

[Aaron Burr]

It truly is a shame we don't tar and feather anymore. Is that you in the skirt, Burr?

Bring that shit over here and say it to my face, Coolidge. We'll see who's the bitch.

 

[Aaron Burr]

BONG HITS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Sweet Jesus I'll take me some of that...

 

[Monica Lewinski]

BONG HITS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Awfully small, Chet. I like sucking on bigger things.

 

[Aaron Burr]

For me, it was quite a shame to not get to see the mansion before it burned to the ground. As I understand it, the replica is pretty right on.

Tell me something. Mexico. Was Harman actually part of the plans, financial backing, or something else?

Charmin' Harman? Eh, he was a friend and contemporary, anything else...well, I think you probably would have to ask him...hate to take his 5th away after beating the rap myself.

 

[Aaron Burr]

Awfully small, Chet. I like sucking on bigger things.

Sweet Jesus, I'll take me some of that...

 

[Chester Arthur]

Sweet Jesus I'll take me some of that...

you'll need some of this too...

Oh.. and this:

I'll be damned.... that's not Cheeze Wiz... Well, fuck it..it's goddamned delicious!

 

[Monica Lewinski]

Sweet Jesus, I'll take me some of that...

I'm sorry.... you were President of what, now?

 

[WilliamTSherman]

He once dressed as a gladiator... does that count?

Sounds like a French ball, to me. Not so keen.

BONG HITS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

I imagine that this would help me with my studies!!!

Bring that [censored] over here and say it to my face, Coolidge. We'll see who's the bitch.

Watch out, Mr. Burr, Vermonteers sure do make for a tuff crowd. If you know what I'm saying.

Charmin' Harman? Eh, he was a friend and contemporary, anything else...well, I think you probably would have to ask him...hate to take his 5th away after beating the rap myself.

People have to do what people have to do sometimes.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Sounds like a French ball, to me. Not so keen.



I imagine that this would help me with my studies!!!

You and Mondale... it's too bad you didn't get the big chair like the rest of us, cause you fuckers are all right.

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

You and Mondale... it's too bad you didn't get the big chair like the rest of us, cause you [censored]ers are all right.

What about me? I'm alright too, right?

 

[Chester Arthur]

What about me? I'm alright too, right?

Dewey, I wouldn't shit down your gullet if you were a gold toilet.

 

[WilliamTSherman]

You and Mondale... it's too bad you didn't get the big chair like the rest of us, cause you [censored]ers are all right.

Big Chair = Headaches. Don't want.