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Chester Arthur;1668713; said:
Headaches?

Unless you're talking about too many blow jobs from chunkie interns, I have to say you're a victim of misguided information.
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Indeed, there is a particular aching of the head that is well worth the troubles of Presidential responsibility. However, to me, it's difficult to determine the exact nature of the wine, is it fine or is it from a stank berry (if you know what I'm saying). I saw first hand what a bat-shit-crazy woman can do to a President. Poor Abe!
 
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WilliamTSherman;1668724; said:
Indeed, there is a particular aching of the head that is well worth the troubles of Presidential responsibility. However, to me, it's difficult to determine the exact nature of the wine, is it fine or is it from a stank berry (if you know what I'm saying). I saw first hand what a bat-[censored]-crazy woman can do to a President. Poor Abe!
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That's why you just fuck crazy... you don't marry crazy.

Should be a law. "Dudes get to fuck any crazy bitch they want. But, no crazy bitch shall marry any dude"

Where's Taft when you need him?
 
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Chester Arthur;1668728; said:
That's why you just [censored] crazy... you don't marry crazy.

Should be a law. "Dudes get to [censored] any crazy bitch they want. But, no crazy bitch shall marry any dude"

Where's Taft when you need him?
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All hostilities aside, this is a great point. Now, Monica get on over here and give Tommy what's comin.
 
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WilliamTSherman;1668738; said:
The things that they don't teach you at West Point. :shake:
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I bet they didn't teach you how to juggle or moon walk either.

Anyway... while we're on the topic... can you hook me up with any Meigs county weed? Ive heard wonderful things.... of course, that was probably just a hallucination.. but... who really cares?
 
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Chester Arthur;1668740; said:
I bet they didn't teach you how to juggle or moon walk either.

Anyway... while we're on the topic... can you hook me up with any Meigs county weed? Ive heard wonderful things.... of course, that was probably just a hallucination.. but... who really cares?
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I don't have any connections in Meigs. Probably want to check with Dred on that one.
 
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