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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Chester Arthur;1668782; said:
It's ... one of my "things..." Anyway, if you're good for it... Im... as they say "in the market"



Ethan Allen? A bad ass? ethanallen.com - Ethan Allen | furniture | interior design | home

Maybe in a Buchanan sort of way...
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Oh I'm good for it. As for Ethan Allen...you do realize there were people here before 1880 right, Chet? Christ, you're to history what Miami Hurricanes fans are to football :shake:
 
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Chester Arthur;1668766; said:
That said, if you can score me a couple grams of some pure columbian coke, I might... might be able to give you a couple .... how do we say.. hints.. regarding the handshake...
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I've got a few connections in Japan from my time as ambassador. I could also get you some good old fashioned meth from my dinky ass hometown.
 
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Aaron Burr;1668792; said:
I'd watch the quotation marks on tough guy, sport, or I'll come over there and wipe that 50 cent haircut right off your scalp. [no smiley] You pussy politicians from the 20th century (Ike and a few others excluded) ought to think twice before writing a check your asses can't cash.
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50 cent haircut? I'll have you know I paid upwards of 20 bucks for this. My friends say it looks cool, and that's good enough for me, Mr. I'm all talk and no action.

Yeah, that's right... I've seen you tossing around threat after threat after threat.... but... you haven't done anything to anyone yet.
 
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Chester Arthur;1668753; said:
Get the fuck up out my thread then....
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Fair enough.

Just for future reference, there are other types of "experiences" out there. Staying true to my father's interest in the Shawnee, there's another realm that can be brought forth with Peyote. Some of the rituals are bad ass.

Aaron Burr;1668775; said:
Ethan Allen was a bad motherfucker, but that place has become so pussified even ol' Alexander Hamilton could have kicked kick ass and taken names up there now. Look at that Bernie Sanders wonk...that guy should just get "I'm a red-faced pussy" tattooed on his forehead.
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No doubt. I'd love to tattoo a big ol' "YEEEEE-AWWWW" on Howard Dean.

Thomas E. Dewey;1668784; said:
I know you're all "tough guy" and everything, but I'm really good friends with Al Gore and he won't like it if you keep saying mean things to me.
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Well... then you've got nothing to offer me. "Flaccid Wrist" Gore is against Global Warming, and I find there to be nothing wrong with it. Just goes to show I should've started my definitive march a little bit more NW of Atlanta.
 
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