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The former Presidents for usernames.

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WilliamTSherman;1668835; said:
Fair enough.

Just for future reference, there are other types of "experiences" out there. Staying true to my father's interest in the Shawnee, there's another realm that can be brought forth with Peyote. Some of the rituals are bad ass.
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Wait a damn minute, there Sherm... What's your hurry. Stick around.

Now, I don't know about this Shawnee spirituality crap, but I'm always willing to give it a go.
 
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Chester Arthur;1668805; said:
Are you [censored]ing with me?

If you're [censored]ing with me... so help me...

Oh... hell no...

this isn't that stupid [censored]in "Intervention" [censored] they have on A&E is it?
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Chester Arthur;1668812; said:
Deliver the goods, Walt... then... we'll talk shop.
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Chester Arthur;1668856; said:
Simmer down their, lucious. Daddy's lookin to score. Don't ruin my game.
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H Christ Chet, didn't you see the package I left? Did all the blow get stuck in the 'stache? WTF gives? I left it right where I told you I would.
 
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Chester Arthur;1668852; said:
Wait a damn minute, there Sherm... What's your hurry. Stick around.

Now, I don't know about this Shawnee spirituality crap, but I'm always willing to give it a go.
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See... I started to utilize it for my own military purposes. See "Jacob's Ladder", but without the guy shakin' on the table with no eyes.

Talk about feeling "empowered".

Granted, the "Great Cactus" can endow many different powers to His servants. The only problem is that once you get "it"; you're stuck with it. Much like Dewey... he's a forever-douche.
 
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Monica Lewinski;1668853; said:
Chet, don't act like you've never done Peyote before. Hell, the last time we went upstairs you fed me a mitt full.

errr...

You know what I mean...
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Since it'll take him a while to actually find his nose, what say you saunter over here, doll body...I'll show you we Senators and VPs can bang a gong too...
 
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John Q. Adams;1668857; said:
Jesus, Chet. I don't know what you gave me last week, but I just now woke up. That was some serious [censored]. Comalicious.
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Just a little concoction I've been working with. It's 2 parts H, a crushed up lude and a hint of mesc. I think I might call it "The Sandman"

But, when I took it, all it did was make me not want to move... even when I soiled myself.

Aaron Burr;1668858; said:
H Christ Chet, didn't you see the package I left? Did all the blow get stuck in the 'stache? WTF gives? I left it right where I told you I would.
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Oh... that was from you? You're a pal. Believe me... it really saved the day. Fuckin Dred failed me again...
 
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John Q. Adams;1668857; said:
Jesus, Chet. I don't know what you gave me last week, but I just now woke up. That was some serious [censored]. Comalicious.
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Goddamn JQ, usually you wake up after a week and start straight into a diatribe about the Committee of Commerce and Manufactures or something...you must had been fucked up something awful.
 
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WilliamTSherman;1668859; said:
See... I started to utilize it for my own military purposes. See "Jacob's Ladder", but without the guy shakin' on the table with no eyes.

Talk about feeling "empowered".

Granted, the "Great Cactus" can endow many different powers to His servants. The only problem is that once you get "it"; you're stuck with it. Much like Dewey... he's a forever-douche.
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Dude, what does this Shaquille O'Neill fella have to do with anything?
 
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Chester Arthur;1668862; said:
Just a little concoction I've been working with. It's 2 parts H, a crushed up lude and a hint of mesc. I think I might call it "The Sandman"

But, when I took it, all it did was make me not want to move... even when I soiled myself.


Oh... that was from you? You're a pal. Believe me... it really saved the day. [censored]in Dred failed me again...
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I know you were born in Vermont, Chet, but I'd like to think you were smart enough to know I wouldn't let a fellow NY brother down...even a transplant.
 
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Thomas E. Dewey;1668865; said:
You never actually called him. You yelled at your phone for about an hour, but you never once tried to dial him.
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Fuck off Dewey, what do you know.

And as for your drivel from before, have you talked to Al lately? He might just have a different opinion about what I have and haven't done. There were honors and protocols back in the day, fucklips...these things have to be done delicately. But watch your back, you pasty fucktard...unlike those of us who actually served in national politics, no one will miss you if you're gone. Even Mondale digs at you, and you're powerless to stop it. You're a fucking laughingstock, dickhead, and that pisses me off something awful, because you are a statewide embarassment.
 
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