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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Monica Lewinski;1668978; said:
Ohh.. that does sound inviting. I can see by the cut of your suit that you're not only a handsome, but a powerful man... I'll tell you what... lead this country for a day, and I'll do whatever you ask.
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From one Massachusian to another, take her up on it, Mitt. This fine lass could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
 
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Monica Lewinski;1668978; said:
Ohh.. that does sound inviting. I can see by the cut of your suit that you're not only a handsome, but a powerful man... I'll tell you what... lead this country for a day, and I'll do whatever you ask.

And, it doesn't matter how perverted.... I know how you guys are.
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You're a little old to be a new wife, but I like your submissiveness. I think we're going to go places together, doll.
 
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Thomas E. Dewey;1668945; said:
It's luck for you I'm more of a lover than a fighter.
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Better to be a lover than a logophile too, huh?

Thomas E. Dewey;1668972; said:
He promised me he'd vouch for me and I'd be in the club.... and....

I did what I had to do.
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As I understand it, this "vouch"ing thing has led to the demise of some posters on this forum.

Calvin Coolidge;1668979; said:
I was Commander-in-Chief of all armed forces, General.

You lose.
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Indeed. I'm aware of the manifold roles that exist for the President. I just couldn't remember if you were a man of the people who takes on the sacrifice of a military man. How many conflicts and wars occurred during the roaring twenties, Mr. President?

I should also note that I sense a touch of intensity in your posting. It's good to see that you're not so... "disconnected" as some might say.
 
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WilliamTSherman;1669079; said:
I'm aware of the manifold roles that exist for the President. I just couldn't remember if you were a man of the people who takes on the sacrifice of a military man. How many conflicts and wars occurred during the roaring twenties, Mr. President?
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None, General, although I supposed I could have initiated a scorched earth campaign on Nebraska just for shits and giggles.

I should also note that I sense a touch of intensity in your posting. It's good to see that you're not so... "disconnected" as some might say.
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I take exception with any non-President coming here and questioning those of us who actually were Presidents. You're no better than wannabes like Dewey, Gore and Tilden in my book.

Now if you'll excuse me I believe Miss Lewinsky has been calling my name, or at least she will be soon if you catch my drift.

Good day, General.
 
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Calvin Coolidge;1669326; said:
None, General, although I supposed I could have initiated a scorched earth campaign on Nebraska just for [censored]s and giggles.
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Of course. I can completely see the need considering the extensive rebellions going through that area that set the future of the nation on a balance. Damn the Harvesters and Combines!!!

CC said:
I take exception with any non-President coming here and questioning those of us who actually were Presidents. You're no better than wannabes like Dewey, Gore and Tilden in my book.
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Sounds like a mod at BP. :tongue2:

CC said:
Now if you'll excuse me I believe Miss Lewinsky has been calling my name, or at least she will be soon if you catch my drift.
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Sounds like a mod at BP.

CC said:
Good day, General.
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parte posteriore di destra voi
 
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Richard M Nixon;1669355; said:
Watch your mouth, there are ladies and Monica Lewinsky present!
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Ah, there you are. I've been looking for you. Ms. Lewinsky recently pulled me aside and requested "a good Dicking." At first, I had no idea what she was referring to, but, upon reflection, I can only assume she wanted to speak with you, Dick. Just an FYI.
 
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