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Good lord, it is cold out. Why is the only clock in this place on the outside wall? And why does it have 5 clocks built into it? And why are they all keeping different time?

Chet, I think we broke the time-space continuum again.
 
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John Q. Adams;1665258; said:
Good lord, it is cold out. Why is the only clock in this place on the outside wall? And why does it have 5 clocks built into it? And why are they all keeping different time?

Chet, I think we broke the time-space continuum again.
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Oh fuck, man..... Carl Sagan's gonna steal my memories....
 
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John Q. Adams;1665267; said:
Sagan? The 'Bama coach? What's he got to with anything. [censored]ing leprechaun.
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Oh... man... I'm not feeling too good... I think I need some water....

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uh....


Where the fuck is Carter... I need someone to talk me down, man.... I think I'm havin a bad trip here....

Who's got my Eat a Peach album...

Oh... fuck.. I can't remember.... Sagan.... he took my memories... earased them from the Beatles White Album...
 
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Chester Arthur;1665272; said:
Oh... man... I'm not feeling too good... I think I need some water....

...

uh....


Where the fuck is Carter... I need someone to talk me down, man.... I think I'm havin a bad trip here....

Who's got my Eat a Peach album...

Oh... fuck.. I can't remember.... Sagan.... he took my memories... earased them from the Beatles White Album...
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Carter's over in Cuba or Palenstine or some shit building houses out of peanut shells. Dude needs to be introduced to porn or something.

Oh, shit. Why the fuck is there a coatimundi nibbling on my elbow?
 
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Chester Arthur;1665283; said:
my... yes... they are soft...
sing me a lullaby
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Sure... there there...

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said;
"Keep YOUR HEAD
 
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