The former Presidents for usernames.

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Heheheh... you'll never be more than "best boy"

Go polish my shoes, Never-was.

You'd never ask that of Truman.

I'm sure you can fluff Bukakke-anon in the back alley again.

I don't think so. I know what that means this time.

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

Cal, since you're going to be otherwise occupied, I hope you wouldn't mind too awfully much if I took another run at Gracie.

You actually wish to attempt to follow my lead? Pride, indeed, goeth before destruction.

Have you and Jefferson been hitting the poppies, again?

 

[Chester Arthur]

I do believe you mean put some MORE of this lysergic acid diethylamide in your sherry.

Indeed! You had me worried you were going square there for a few..


Which reminds me... why don't the hip kids say "square" any more?

It's really a great term... so... boxey-ish...

and..

colorful.

 

[Chester Arthur]

You'd never ask that of Truman.

Of course not. I think you know why, Tom.

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Of course not. I think you know why, Tom.

You know what? Fuck. You.

I'm so goddamned tired of you assholes. I think I'm going to start my own club... and it's going to be better than this one.

Who's with me?

 

[John Q. Adams]

You actually wish to attempt to follow my lead? Pride, indeed, goeth before destruction.

Have you and Jefferson been hitting the poppies, again?

Following you shouldn't be too difficult. Gracie told me you never say a damn word and you refuse to touch her during the act. Laissez-faire, indeed!

Hitting poppies? Never. I have been known to kick puppies.

Indeed! You had me worried you were going square there for a few..


Which reminds me... why don't the hip kids say "square" any more?

It's really a great term... so... boxey-ish...

and..

colorful.

And fuzzy. It's all fuzzy, man.

 

[Chester Arthur]

And fuzzy. It's all fuzzy, man.

It's like.... play-dough....

what time is it?

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Anyone?

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Any one at all?

 

[John Q. Adams]

It's like.... play-dough....

what time is it?

A quarter 'til

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

You know what? [censored]. You.

I'm so goddamned tired of you assholes. I think I'm going to start my own club... and it's going to be better than this one.

Who's with me?

Paging Mr. Tilden. Sam Tilden, call your office.

Mr. Gore is busy melting icebergs for his next propaganda film, and won't be able to join you at this time.

 

[Monica Lewinski]

pflfagh... I almost... pflfgh... feel sorry for that.... pflfagh... poor little...pflfagh... fella...

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Sorry enough to give me some ... popular vote.. if you know what I'm sayin?

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Anyone?

Any one at all?

I'm with you, Tom.

Paging Mr. Tilden. Sam Tilden, call your office.

Mr. Gore is busy melting icebergs for his next propaganda film, and won't be able to join you at this time.

Those icebers aren't going to melt themselves, dickbreath.

 

[Monica Lewinski]

Sorry enough to give me some ... popular vote.. if you know what I'm sayin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Sorry, Cal... I couldn't help myse... pflaghpfp..