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Yo, you mother fuckers need to quit blowin up my phone! "You have 43 new messages in your voice mailbox" Can't y'all just make a list and text it? Shit! And tell Grove-dog he only needs to call once. I told that mofo a thousand times, if I don't answer it means I'm fuckin busy!

And, if this is for real, y'all need to send an armored car, or helicopter, or some shit. Y'all must think I'm like a Sam's club that delivers. What do you guys got goin on, is it one of those Freemason holidays?

Hey, Hoover, don't be gulpin down too much. I don't want to hear that "I have to go home, I have a tummy ache" shit again. And wear a bib or somethin, I'm tired of paying for your dry cleaning.
 
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Dred Scott;1665346; said:
Yo, you mother [censored]ers need to quit blowin up my phone! "You have 43 new messages in your voice mailbox" Can't y'all just make a list and text it? [censored]! And tell Grove-dog he only needs to call once. I told that mofo a thousand times, if I don't answer it means I'm [censored]in busy!

And, if this is for real, y'all need to send an armored car, or helicopter, or some [censored]. Y'all must think I'm like a Sam's club that delivers. What do you guys got goin on, is it one of those Freemason holidays?

Hey, Hoover, don't be gulpin down too much. I don't want to hear that "I have to go home, I have a tummy ache" [censored] again. And wear a bib or somethin, I'm tired of paying for your dry cleaning.
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So.... you can get the stuff, right?

We're celebratin... If you read back a couple pages it looks like we finally dropped those tag-a-long fucks Gore, Tilden and ... what's his name... the mustachioed fellow..... think he beat Truman...
 
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Chester Arthur;1665348; said:
So.... you can get the stuff, right?

We're celebratin... If you read back a couple pages it looks like we finally dropped those tag-a-long [censored]s Gore, Tilden and ... what's his name... the mustachioed fellow..... think he beat Truman...
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Chester Arthur;1665349; said:
Thinks.. Thinks he beat Truman.

Whatever... point is.. you can get the goods, right?
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It's DEWEY, you miserable prick.

It's not like I'm locked out of this thread, you arrogant shit bag.
 
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Chester Arthur;1665348; said:
So.... you can get the stuff, right?

We're celebratin... If you read back a couple pages it looks like we finally dropped those tag-a-long fucks Gore, Tilden and ... what's his name... the mustachioed fellow..... think he beat Truman...
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Give me another hour or so. Some of this shit is hard to find. Hell, I had to google a couple of em just to figure out what y'all's talkin about. I'm still tryin to find a vet who's got that much K. And I am not bringing a goddamn pony. I don't do that shit. And I'm certainly not measuring it's fucking dick! Yeah, I'm lookin at you, Buchs. Sick faggot.

Rest of y'all just hold tight. Let Hoover entertain you till I get there.

Chester Arthur;1665351; said:
Oh... and that acid you gave me... it's a bummer. I thought Carl Sagan stole my memories for about an hour. If I had paid you for that shit, I'd be asking for my money back.

Hey, two bucks is two bucks.
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Those were Tic-tacs.
 
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