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The former Presidents for usernames.

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James Buchanan;1665166; said:
I fail to see how pointing out the racial insensitivity of others justifies your own, Cal.
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My so-called "racial insensitivity" is shared by the black people who run the Congressional Black Caucus and the colored people who run the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Take it up with them.

I swear you're as bad as Tilden. You're both in denial about your sexuality and neither of you can admit when you're wrong.

Now if you'll excuse me Chet and I are going to get stoned while he watches me give Grace the ol' high hard one.
 
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Monica Lewinski;1665171; said:
For the record, I wanted to let all my boys know that I tried to seduce Buchanan and he'd have none of it. Though, he did seem to think Linda Tripp was .... handsome... I think is the word he used.

Anyway....

I'm open for business.
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Young lady, I believe you and I have some business to discuss in the Oval Office. You see, for all of her charm sexuality, Grace has never been fond of chin music.

Conversely, like our friend Buchanan, I understand you have a particular penchant for that sort of thing.
 
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Calvin Coolidge;1665208; said:
Young lady, I believe you and I have some business to discuss in the Oval Office. You see, for all of her charm sexuality, Grace has never been fond of chin music.

Conversely, like our friend Buchanan, I understand you have a particular penchant for that sort of thing. Perhaps you could show me your wares?
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Are you kidding me? Of course I'd be willing to go downtown with you. I heard next to Theo, you're the biggest soft speaking big stick carrying President out there!
 
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Calvin Coolidge;1665208; said:
Young lady, I believe you and I have some business to discuss in the Oval Office. You see, for all of her charm sexuality, Grace has never been fond of chin music.

Conversely, like our friend Buchanan, I understand you have a particular penchant for that sort of thing.
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Cal, since you're going to be otherwise occupied, I hope you wouldn't mind too awfully much if I took another run at Gracie.
 
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Calvin Coolidge;1665208; said:
Young lady, I believe you and I have some business to discuss in the Oval Office. You see, for all of her charm sexuality, Grace has never been fond of chin music.

Conversely, like our friend Buchanan, I understand you have a particular penchant for that sort of thing.
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Monica Lewinski;1665210; said:
Are you kidding me? Of course I'd be willing to go downtown with you. I heard next to Theo, you're the biggest soft speaking big stick carrying President out there!
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Chester Arthur;1665214; said:
Cal - I'll assume this means "consider it done" regarding the call to Dred. I'll bring the HD.
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Can I at least be Key Grip or Gaffer or something for this shoot?
 
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Calvin Coolidge;1665208; said:
Young lady, I believe you and I have some business to discuss in the Oval Office. You see, for all of her charm sexuality, Grace has never been fond of chin music.

Conversely, like our friend Buchanan, I understand you have a particular penchant for that sort of thing.
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Monica Lewinski;1665210; said:
Are you kidding me? Of course I'd be willing to go downtown with you. I heard next to Theo, you're the biggest soft speaking big stick carrying President out there!
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For the record, Tilden told me that Theo was in reality a big speaking soft stick. Bully, my ass!

Now then, shall we scurry to the [strike]oral[/strike] Oval Office while dear Gracie is indisposed?
 
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