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The former Presidents for usernames.

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John Q. Adams;1660326; said:
Oh, snap!



Get a room, bitches. A room not near here.
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Calvin Coolidge;1660330; said:
Says one crybaby loser to another.

You two should hook up with Tilden and take Vaudeville by storm. Larry, Moe and Curly got nothing on you.
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You know what.... I beat Truman. Beat him like a dog. Chigago Tribune said so. Chicago, Johnny Q.... it's in Illinois... and, unlike what you probably remember from your days as the first "livin off my daddy's good name" Presidency, it's a pretty serious fuckin place.

As for you Cal... I'd have beaten you like Regan beat Mondale. John Davis couldn't politic his way out of a paper bag, and you goddamn well know it.
 
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Samuel Tilden;1660343; said:
Don't you have some cerebral hemorrhaging to do.
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Shouldn't you be doing a fucking Salinger impression?

Thomas E. Dewey;1660358; said:
You know what.... I beat Truman. Beat him like a dog. Chigago Tribune said so. Chicago, Johnny Q.... it's in Illinois... and, unlike what you probably remember from your days as the first "livin off my daddy's good name" Presidency, it's a pretty serious fuckin place.

As for you Cal... I'd have beaten you like Regan beat Mondale. John Davis couldn't politic his way out of a paper bag, and you goddamn well know it.
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Beat him like a dog? Last checked, S still won the election then fucked your wife, sister, and mother......at the same time.

Chester Arthur;1660360; said:
Where the fuck are my Doritos?
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Yours? Shit, Chet. You can't leave those in the pantry without a note. I ate those bitches.
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1660281; said:
so you're saying there is no truth to the rumor that you were buried upside down so Buchanan's ghost could "pay you a visit"?

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Oooh, hahaha. That retort is limper than Hamilton's dick after he bled out all over the field when I capped his ass. I would have expected something wittier from one of these...what are you called again?..."Buckeyes"...that sounds more like something this Rich Rodriguez fellow would say.
 
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Samuel Tilden;1660461; said:
Nothing more true has ever been said. In the case of Hayes, it was by the merits of a shameless 15 member election commission that soiled American democracy forever.
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Stop being a drama queen, Sam. Your failed election was about as relevant to American history as another quart of water going over Niagara Falls.
 
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Calvin Coolidge;1661014; said:
Stop being a drama queen, Sam. Your failed election was about as relevant to American history as another quart of water going over Niagara Falls.
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Right, because the deal the Hayes-backers made to get him into the White House, which ended Reconstruction in 1877, was so beneficial for Blacks that we never again had to deal with racial injustice in the United States. I know you were only like 4 when I was cheated out of the White House, but come on, know your history.
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By the way, I hope you realize I was quoting you in regards to no man getting to the White House by his own merits.
 
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Samuel Tilden;1661627; said:
Right, because the deal the Hayes-backers made to get him into the White House, which ended Reconstruction in 1877, was so beneficial for Blacks that we never again had to deal with racial injustice in the United States. I know you were only like 4 when I was cheated out of the White House, but come on, know your history.
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The deal the Hayes-backers made was with members of your own party, who sold you down the river in exchange for ending the Reconstruction. That speaks volumes about how your party truly felt about you, not to mention Blacks.

By the way, I hope you realize I was quoting you in regards to no man getting to the White House by his own merits.
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Yes, Samantha, I got it. :roll1:
 
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