Poe McKnoe
Head Coach
We should probably rip up the field turf and throw down some sod just in time to piss off the Wolverines.
Whiny bitches.
Whiny bitches.
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Hopefully they don't need to punt but having Chrisman is a huge advantage for the field position battle.Only way to win:
Win the turnover margin big
win the field position battle
don't give up 70+ yard plays
Hope TTUN makes dumb mistakes
offensive line gives Haskins time
Ohio State's 2001 and 2004 teams were probably worse than this team is. They were each 6-4, so that's a good sign that they're both worse. I didn't have much hope for those games, and I don't have much hope this year. Let's at least play the game before we lament on what we think we should have (but don't).
Not going to lie, that would surprise the hell out of me. I think, more likely, the magic number is 30.
OSU offense must get north of that.
OSU defense, as it were, must do whatever it can to keep them south of it.
You inspired me to turn the 2009 game on in the background while I work from home today. Typical Michigan bull shit in the pregame. Brandon Graham running his mouth about how it's about to get real up in here. I wonder if it'll go any better than it has the last 10 or so times I've watched this game. I'll keep people updated.Throwback Asshat of the Day: Tate Forcier, QB
Years: 2009-2010
Record against OSU: 0-2
Lowlights: it’s hard to overstate the sucktitude of Big Swole. If anyone best represents Michigan in this game since Tressel came aboard in 2001, it’s him. Some QBs have given OSU a good run, even in defeat, but Big Swole and his massive hype machine were way too small for the moment. He had thrown only 6 INTs in 2009 heading into the game, where he promptly tossed 4 to the Silver Bullets while racking up a staggering 10 yards on 6 carries. He was a complete flop in 2010, going 8/15 for 82 yards and a pick on the way out the door. For a guy who was supposed to BARWIS!!1!1! His way to the front of this rivalry, he ended up being a colossal plate of armadillo flop.
Next up Michael ShawThrowback Asshat of the Day: Tate Forcier, QB
Years: 2009-2010
Record against OSU: 0-2
Lowlights: it’s hard to overstate the sucktitude of Big Swole. If anyone best represents Michigan in this game since Tressel came aboard in 2001, it’s him. Some QBs have given OSU a good run, even in defeat, but Big Swole and his massive hype machine were way too small for the moment. He had thrown only 6 INTs in 2009 heading into the game, where he promptly tossed 4 to the Silver Bullets while racking up a staggering 10 yards on 6 carries. He was a complete flop in 2010, going 8/15 for 82 yards and a pick on the way out the door. For a guy who was supposed to BARWIS!!1!1! His way to the front of this rivalry, he ended up being a colossal plate of armadillo flop.
New asshat?