Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[ORD_Buckeye]

The fucking wrinkled forehead on both of them is classic. As if they are summoning the entirety of their intellectual capability simply to put out an intelligible sentence.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Doesn't say anything about NO FAKING INJURIES, so they're all good.

 

[CincyInterloper]

No guns in Texas? That can't be right. Last time I went to Texas, the boarder patrol wouldn't even let me into the state until I showed them my gun.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Hahahahahaha

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hahahahahaha

What happened?

Nevermind. I saw it in the other thread.

 

[Palpie]

What happened?

Nevermind. I saw it in the other thread.

There's really no words to descrobe it.

 

[Palpie]

Leeroy Jenkins

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I want to go murder a hooker.

HornsForever'93

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This is comical. The creativity in losing is very unique

panthercityhorn

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There is nothing more painful than losing on a special teams blunder-unless it's losing TWO fucking weeks in a row on a special teams blunder. I am going to have to stop watching this shit, my cardiologist already has enough money.
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StanHalen23

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So we're lynching the punter tonigh

kinda surprised the shagg is still online. gotta imagine about 20 fanbases are there for the tears.

 

[Saw31]

There's really no words to descrobe it.

Sure there are.

'Awesome' desribes it pretty well.

So does 'Bwhahahahaha'.

 

[Palpie]

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/sh...Shagsters-Crying-in-sports-bars-is-NEVER-okay

Reminder for drunk Shagsters: Crying in sports bars is NEVER okay
No matter the circumstances, keep your shit together.

On a related note, all top-level Madden players are urged to send their resumes to the University of Texas athletic department Monday morning.

I've changed my mind, strong is done at the end of the year. if they don't fire him he'll leave for any available job just to get away from the crazy.

 

[Bucklion]

4 team playoff for biggest dumpster fire: Texas, Purdue, Rutgers, Arkansas.

Go.

 

[Saw31]

4 team playoff for biggest dumpster fire: Texas, Purdue, Rutgers, Arkansas.

Go.

Well, Arkansas has the SEC strength of schedule argument, so they are my winner...

 

[Bucklion]

Well, Arkansas has the SEC strength of schedule argument, so they are my winner...

Not yet, until today

 

[Poe McKnoe]

4 team playoff for biggest dumpster fire: Texas, Purdue, Rutgers, Arkansas.

Go.

Two or three of these schools actually care about their football programs, so they are at least trying, which makes them bigger dumpster fires.

Also, I'd add Maryland to that mess.

 

[Saw31]

Not yet, until today

You telling me this is their first SEC game?

 

[Bucklion]

You telling me this is their first SEC game?

Well, Toledo is almost SEC