Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[kujirakira]

4 team playoff for biggest dumpster fire: Texas, Purdue, Rutgers, Arkansas.

Go.

Maryland feels left out.

 

[Palpie]

Maryland feels left out.

Wo do you think you are? Shit? Can't have 3 teams from one conference. Spread the fire around.

 

[Saw31]

Texas Longhorns (hey....you got $5 and a kicker I can borrow?)

Title change?

 

[Bucklion]

Maryland feels left out.

Yeah, Auburn does too. And Kansas, well...

 

[Saw31]

Yeah, Auburn does too. And Kansas, well...

To be fair, Kansas don't have any dumpsters for football.

 

[scarletmike]

To be fair, Kansas don't have any dumpsters for football.

Because Charlie made sure they were all empty before he left.

 

[Honor&Glory]

ok...i missed it..what did the cow fuckers do?

 

[CincyInterloper]

ok...i missed it..what did the cow fuckers do?

They lost to Okay State by screwing up a snap to the punter, which put Okay State in position to win it with a last second field goal.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Not according to them. They are in full fucking shag meltdown and have taken the pedster cult route. It's all a horrible ref conspiracy to keep the mighty Longhorns down.

 

[colobuck79]

And the consensus of the Texcult is that they need to get out of the conference.

 

[Dryden]

Wait... This loss is not Mack Browns fault?

 

[Palpie]

And the consensus of the Texcult is that they need to get out of the conference.

The conference they basically created and run? Are theh gonna go independent or join somewhere else where they will not be the joneses. Delusional arrogant assholes, they deserve everything theyre getting.

 

[Palpie]

Wait... This loss is not Mack Browns fault?

Who do you think is the head of the conspiracy. If he keeps them down now it proves how great he was.

 

[Dryden]

The conference they basically created and run? Are theh gonna go independent or join somewhere else where they will not be the joneses. Delusional arrogant assholes, they deserve everything theyre getting.

They could always see if the ACC will let them pick five random conference opponents in exchange for one of the ACCs bowl bids.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]