Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[BayBuck]

Lots of Shaggy talk about Gene Smith and whether they could lure him away from OSU.

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

Patterson is officially gone:

http://www.dailytexanonline.com/2015/09/15/patterson-fired-as-athletic-director

I didn't initially see "former" in the description. I was like, lol a 21 year old kid is gonna be AD? Typical Texas.

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

Lots of Shaggy talk about Gene Smith and whether they could lure him away from OSU.

They would have to break the bank for him. We give him crap, but he's obviously a smart guy. He knows how toxic that place is. But triple my salary and I'll go all crazy up on your ass.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Lots of Shaggy talk about Gene Smith and whether they could lure him away from OSU.

Oh no! Please don't do that to us, Texas! What on earth would we ever do without Mean Gene?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Lots of Shaggy talk about Gene Smith and whether they could lure him away from OSU.

And maybe he'll bring Urban along!

Yep, because he is chomping at the bit to dive into an AD that just sent a strong message to the world that the big money boosters run the department.

 

[Palpie]

And maybe he'll bring Urban along!

Also jt barrett will then transfer to texas. And the longhorns will be given a permanent spot in the playoffs.

 

[BuckTwenty]

Yep, because he is chomping at the bit to dive into an AD that just sent a strong message to the world that the big money boosters run the department.

This.

 

[AKAK]

Oh no! Please don't do that to us, Texas! What on earth would we ever do without Mean Gene?

 

[kujirakira]

And maybe he'll bring Urban along!

Yep, because he is chomping at the bit to dive into an AD that just sent a strong message to the world that the big money boosters run the department.

Well it's not like everyone with a functioning brain didn't already know that.

 

[NFBuck]

If God has any sense of humor, Mack Brown will be named AD. The Shaggy melt would be fucking orgasmic.

 

[Dryden]

Lots of Shaggy talk about Gene Smith and whether they could lure him away from OSU.

Right. A 60-year old native Ohioan with a wife, four children, five grandchildren, an active board member for the YMCA of Central Ohio, the Boys and Girls Clubs of Columbus, a Trustee of the Lincoln Theater, and current AD of an enterprise that doesn't just want to compete, but is actually the reigning national champions in multiple sports, is going to uproot his family (again, at age 60) for a lateral move to an athletics department in shambles. Why? Because Texa$. Fucking imbeciles. The arrogance of these cock gobblers really knows no bounds.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

permanent spot in the playoffs.

Lets not get carried away here.

cock gobblers

NTTIAWWT

 

[colobuck79]

Right. A 60-year old native Ohioan with a wife, four children, five grandchildren, an active board member for the YMCA of Central Ohio, the Boys and Girls Clubs of Columbus, a Trustee of the Lincoln Theater, and current AD of an enterprise that doesn't just want to compete, but is actually the reigning national champions in multiple sports, is going to uproot his family (again, at age 60) for a lateral move to an athletics department in shambles. Why? Because Texa$. Fucking imbeciles. The arrogance of these cock gobblers really knows no bounds.

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[Dryden]

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

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Russ Cole for AD