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Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

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colobuck79 said:
Wait, they have classes at Aggy?
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Yes, believe it or not. However, a closer look reveals:

Saving Spunk 101 - introduction to mason jars
Hack your Sack 250 - How squeezing your own nuts gives the football team a better chance to win
Circle Jerk 530 - Pr-requisite, SS 101
Sexually Repressed Southerner 222 - Cadets only
How to dress like a 1950's milk man 625

etc.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Yes, believe it or not. However, a closer look reveals:

Saving Spunk 101 - introduction to mason jars
Hack your Sack 250 - How squeezing your own nuts gives the football team a better chance to win
Circle Jerk 530 - Pr-requisite, SS 101
Sexually Repressed Southerner 222 - Cadets only
How to dress like a 1950's milk man 625

etc.
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Engineering 351: Creating the optimal glory hole.
Philosophy 601: Why sucking dick doesn't make you gay.
 
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Here's Tejas's new staff

Charlie Strong: Head Coach
Shawn Watson: Assistant head coach for offense/quarterbacks
Joe Wickline: Offensive coordinator/offensive line
Chris Rumph: Assistant head coach for defense/defensive line
Vance Bedford: Defensive coordinator/secondary
Tommie Robinson: Running backs
Les Koenning: Wide receivers
Bruce Chambers: Tight ends
Chris Vaughn: Defensive backs/special teams
Brian Jean-Mary: Linebackers/recruiting coordinator
Pat Moorer: Head strength and conditioning coach

I'd like some people in the know to comment on them... One thing the owner of their Rivals site Orangebloods said he thought they were weaker than the previous regime with regards to offense recruiting.
 
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AuTX Buckeye said:
Here's Tejas's new staff

Charlie Strong: Head Coach
Shawn Watson: Assistant head coach for offense/quarterbacks
Joe Wickline: Offensive coordinator/offensive line
Chris Rumph: Assistant head coach for defense/defensive line
Vance Bedford: Defensive coordinator/secondary
Tommie Robinson: Running backs
Les Koenning: Wide receivers
Bruce Chambers: Tight ends
Chris Vaughn: Defensive backs/special teams
Brian Jean-Mary: Linebackers/recruiting coordinator
Pat Moorer: Head strength and conditioning coach

I'd like some people in the know to comment on them... One thing the owner of their Rivals site Orangebloods said he thought they were weaker than the previous regime with regards to offense recruiting.
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Wickline is one of the best OL coaches in the nation, easily. He's been a target of Tejas for quite a while and finally made the jump. That hire is by far the most important and impressive.

Tommie is the other one that jumps out. He was the RB coach at Southern Cal and also Da U while also working as an NFL RB in between and is a pretty solid get.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
I never saw this one coming.

Well, at least he has his five cars and $200K in jewelry to fall back on.
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How many times has Trump been bankrupt? He's not going hungry.

a Harris County district judge granted a temporary restraining order that prohibited Young from wasting or dissipating assets and limited him to $25,000 in monthly household expenses
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How ever will he survive...:sad2:
 
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OK, that gives ESPN college football from Florida to west Texas. This gives them an easy 12, 3:30, 7 and (possibly 10 - 9 Central) kick off With Mizzou, Texas and ATM. They can tie up the Southern TV market from morning to midnight. That's a great deal of territory and probably includes close to as many homes as the Big Ten now enjoys with the addition of Rutgers and Maryland. Furthermore, those homes are in a solid geographical block where college football is king. Something Rutgers and Maryland can't bring to the Big Ten

So maybe they're not as stupid as they currently look. It certainly presents problems for the ACC at a time when they seem to be finally willing to invest a bit in football. I pity the schools stuck in the Big South West Longhorn Conference. It should also inspire the Big Ten to drop the "No Night Games in November" nonsense along with the Arena ball CG. It probably also strengthens the ties between the Big Ten and the Pac 10 out of simple necessity.

What should be of concern to all is that in the last ten years college football has been bought by television. Given the money amounts I can't see how that's not going to mean loss of control by school presidents, BOTs, and the NCAA with governing decisions being made by networks concerned with market share and not academics or ethics.
 
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