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Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

I love these guys universal fucking belief that Urban was the biggest cheat in college football history. Half are willing to put up with it because he'll win, and half say that Tejas is too pure and good to ever hire him.

Now, please point me to Urban's fucking cheating. Yes, I know that he let the off-field thing get out of control at Florida and let a numbnuts stay on his staff way too long at Ohio State because of who the numbnuts' grandfather was. But show me his fucking cheating. He ran four god damned football programs in four different leagues, and there wasn't even a serious investigation much less any NCAA violations. And Jim Tressell would like to have a word with any of these numbnuts who think it's because the university covered up for him. Texas fans, in all their delusional jealousy, can fuck all the way off.

Enjoy another decade of mediocrity, you fucking freaks. What will that make it? Four out of five decades as an absolute also-ran, overrated mediocrity.
 
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Another season in which 2-3 losses are essentially guaranteed. Literally the only reason he’d be kept on is because of the financial repercussions or Covid circumstances.

what a hack
nAh its the same reason Aggy backed up the trucks for Jimbo.... who else are you gonna pay close to that much money too... not saying its wise... but thats the thought process...
 
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