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Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

ORD_Buckeye;2144603; said:

I like how at the 0:50 mark he starts "making it rain" with like 8 $1 bills. :rofl:

On a serious note, I went to our last game against A&M back in 2010 and most of their fans are great people that were very friendly and welcoming to us. That being said, there was a noticeable minority that was very strange, and a lot of their ROTC group's traditions were just flat out bizarre. They said it was a military thing, well I served 4 years in the military it didn't look like anything I'd ever seen.

If Ohio St. ever schedules a game against A&M and anyone here goes you'll have a pretty good time at the tailgate, just stay away from the Corps of Cadets.
 
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Born4Corn;2145343; said:
They said it was a military thing, well I served 4 years in the military it didn't look like anything I'd ever seen.

Every officer I ever ran across who was an A&M grad seemed to be the spitting image of Maj. Powers in Heartbreak Ridge.
 
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Muck;2145442; said:
Every officer I ever ran across who was an A&M grad seemed to be the spitting image of Maj. Powers in Heartbreak Ridge.

Ha! I knew a grizzled old gunnery sgt who commanded the Marine security detail at my last embassy posting. At the Christmas party right before Ohio State played aggy in the Sugar Bowl, he came up to me and said that he hoped Ohio State kicked their ass. I asked him if he was from Ohio or had any Ohio State connections. He just got this disgusted look on his face and said, "No. It's just that I can't stand A&M. That school sends me the worst officers in the corps."

I can't wait for some of these SEC!x3 schools' reactions the first time the aggy fake army marches through the middle of their town on their way to the stadium.
 
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darbypitcher22;2145746; said:
This might be worse than this gem:

We Are ND - YouTube

I didn't know Bootsie Collins had a white, retarded brother.

ORD_Buckeye;2145898; said:
And yet would have to go so much further to be the worst aggy video on the interweb tubes.

This is so you understand how close these guys are to the actual "artist" of the song.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI&feature=fvst"]Gunther - Ding Dong Song Gunther Video (You Touch My Tralala) - YouTube[/ame]
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2161380; said:

I don't see anything wrong with them being upset. Some of them are idiots but as stated in other threads about a certain scUM recruit, we all have them.

My personal favorite:

Zach:
I wouldn?t recommend messing with the real 12th Man. Your embarrassment of a soccer team has empty seats galore game after game and you really think they?re deserving of the ?12th Man? moniker?! That?s laughable. If you were an actual journalist, instead of just a pretend one, you?d realize that our use of the ?12th Man? is based on a historical event....Again, wouldn?t mess with us there big guy. We have the best university/sports forum in the world....Texags.com Maybe you?ve heard of it? Well, if not, just know that the site singlehandedly won us the GameDay commercial a few weeks ago. And now, it looks like our site has singlehandedly blown up your inbox. PS -- Get a new pair of glasses dude, it?s 2012....unless you?re actually trying to pull off the pedophile look.


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